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# Nearly pissed my pants...
The other day, in a German electronics store:


..and the supermarket:

(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# You should see my cock in the shape of a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# it's been around the block so much, it's a common-tater...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It's a spud-u-like
I think my cock just broke the board
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# glad it wasn't just me then
/the board breaking, not your cock breaking me, matron
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it's nicknamed
the termitator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# or is it
tater-tot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yam b3ta borked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# what bean
is that made from
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# electronic coffe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not surprised, I've never seen minges so cheap!
Did you snaffle any?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Akshully...
..i bought the Royal Minge Pads for my girlfriend, Her Majesty Sophia III. of Molvania. Worked surprisingly well, she ditched the tampons! Plus, we don't have to get up anymore for the post-coital Cafe Latte now! ;-) *ouch, don't hurt me*
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Quick!
Tell Ester Ranson!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# 50% more yeast
than Hovis
edit: oh is that coffee? damn my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# but wait
in English that word has a different meaning!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
You don't say!
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# quick then
don't just sit there - you'd better tell Germany!

RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Why does an electronics shop sell coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# it's battery powered coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Of course
I can't believe I asked such an idiot question
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Well..
You're asking a question half of Germany has been asking itself! ;-)
The most likely theory is that it's because for coffee, you don't need a license to sell food, since it's so dry it will probably not go bad in 500 years!
(SYS64738, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)