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# He's no Gordon Burns, thats for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Gordon Burns!
I only ever saw him on The Krypton Factor...where is he now? Why has he forsaken us?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# he was a news person on regional tv
if my mem serves me correctly. manchester? i did live there but it's a bit blurry.

yes i didn't dream it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Burns
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i also heard he went to fight in the clone wars.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Gordon Burns, so please, no naked flames
"Since 1997, he has been the anchorman for the BBC regional news programme North West Tonight, which he currently co-hosts with Ranvir Singh."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# ah...
a 'regional' plucked from obscurity for a spot on prime time. Then dumped, disillusioned and cynical, to return to obscurity. Poor Gordon.

edit: oh, I see he's doing OK. Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# this is sad
*weeps*

(nicely put btw)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# But he's co-hosting a regional
news programme! Yay Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# yes but it's on itv!
he'll be jobless in a week

*re-weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oh no!
Pray he is spared the axe...
Leave Gordon alone!

Off out now - - see you lot later!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# someone insert chris leave britney alone but with gordon
oh sod i'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# What are you all babbling about?
I see him on the telly all the time. Just because you all live in the barren, cultureless waste that is England outside the North-West.

edit: he's on the beeb anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# like i said a bit blurry
#:o)

*edit* i lived there in 1985, i was playing hard. acutally i still am.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That was before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i thought it might have been.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I dunno why he's frowning
Ben Sheppard loves that kinky shittuff
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# The Kapon Factor
4 Yorkshire men, try to put their flat caps on in different weather conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# The Kryptic Factor
You have to figure out what the challenges are from a coded message.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The Kryton Factor
The contestants are given tasks then have to put the right attachment on to Kryton to complete it with.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# "This one will need the groinal eggwhisk!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaha, i like that one
The Krayon Factor
4 70 year old are give a load of LSD and then told to draw with crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# :D
the Kryogen Factor

4 contestants are frozen first one to thaw wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# The Krypt Factor
4 contestants fight it out to be the first to die and be entombed in the crypt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# The Krampon factor
4 contestants go mountain climbing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# The Katona Factor
4 contestants see how many prawn rings they can eat before they vomit, whilst Kerry Katona in a drunken state, strips in front of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The Khimpton Factor
The first person to have full sex with the chimp wins, the first person to full on anal sex with the chimp wins £1,000,000
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# The Krimping Factor
4 contestants race to perm hair in this exhallerating challenge of heated hair
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# The krouton factor
4 contestants try to accompany soup. The crunchiest contestant wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# The Crêpe Ton Factor
Bake the world's biggest pancake in the alloted time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# The Crop Teen Factor
Enslave local teenagers and make them work in the fields gathering the harvest, just like you used to do when you were a lad. Eeeh by gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# The Klepto Factor
Four contestants must complete challenges while stealing as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The Kow Factor
The first person to climb into the 4th stomach of a cow, entering via the mouth of said beast, wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I cud'n't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# The Katon Factor
20 cats are put on to a tin roof, the heat is turned up slowly, the first to bust into flames, wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# the wollstonite factor
someone posts on /board spamming the virtues of wollstonite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hosted by Walt Disney's frozen head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# this thread could save those 600 ITV jobs.
televisual gold... less so the Krampon factor.. I believe that's just grasping at straws
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# It is indeed
and as it is written down, they belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Copyright it, publish it
and sell it to those who complain of lack of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# The Crip Ton Factor
Bribe an LA gang with a 100 dollars to NOT stab you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# the Kry On factor
4 contestants race to drown each other in their tears the last one alive wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# these should have all been shopped over a period of 8 weeks.
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The Capon Factory
Hugh Fernley-whitingstall hosts.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I watched that the other week.
It is shit!

Where is the flight simulator gone? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about the
flight sim.
And you're right that is exactly why it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# In related news,
a man who lives in the next road up from me won it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
in his Joy Division oven gloves
(clut, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# piccalilly shin pads
polishing the knave
(clut, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)