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# Two days to go to my weekend!
Monday is my Wednesday. 'ningles matey.

EDIT: Fucking The Sun! On the cover in huge letters, 'KILLED BY IRA COWARD'.
I was under the impression that it was the Real IRA. THat's like saying Prince is a racist biggoted spacktard instead on saying Prince Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I missed the news mostly yesterday I heard something about some
soldiers getting killing in Ireland but didn't get to hear the rest - I hope the so-called REAL IRA are not back to their stupid campaign again what fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Yup they confirmed it.
Worse still two pizza delivery guys are in hospital! It's going to be bedlam out there! Bedlum I tell ye!
EDIT: Dominoes are probably crapping themselve with all the media coverage as I bet you that the delivery guys weren't working legally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Dominoes weren't they the ones who refused to serve non-halal
meat on their pizzas perhaps to appease the Real IRA they will serve only Guinness Pizzas?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Yes
In Ireland Dominoes only sell Guinness and potato pizza or the stuffed crust begor begor as the American marketing team decided to call it. They called in an American marketing team as apparantly one of them had once seen a map of Ireland which made him Irish by American standards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Or perhaps he had a Sean Connery (Scottish) accent
and they feel it closely resembles that of any language other than American English (what an Oxymoron that is!) - Sean Connery in The Untouchables that is "yoush filthy wop!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I'll never forget a story an Irish mate told me years ago.
He was in a little country pub is the middle on nowhere, South Ireland. A big fat guy in tradistional Irish garb walks in and says, 'So! Where are the leputions?' in a strong American accent. Apparantly he was looking for leprechauns. The fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# leprechauns - shirley
leprechaun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Obviously
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Apparently they deserved it because they were 'in collusion' with the English.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Have they tasted Domino pizzas that's hardly collusion
that's cullinary terrorism!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Did you know it cost about 3p to make their margaritta pizza?
I think their most expensive costs about 30p to make.
If I hadn't eaten for a month and someone put a Dominos pizza in from of me I'd quite happily scoff down the box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# If they can get enough cheese for a pizza for 1-2p,
I want the address of their wholesaler.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# You think that's cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Even plastic costs money
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I don't think he was thinking of plastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Not really
You know those guys that go round removing gum from the pavements with that steam thing?...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yummy.
Minty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well the box is quite tasty with all those juices in the cardboard
but DON'T EAT THE PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THe thing is I could make a pizza in an eighth of the time it takes to call and deliver one.
I always keep lebonese flat breaad in the freezer just for that porpoise. Functions perfectly as a pizza base.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Nice or even if your in a bigger rush for your pizza needs
Some shop bought garlic bread, tomato puree and grated cheese - sprinkle with slice pieces of ham and some fried mushrooms - yumyumnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ah but shop bought garlic bread take about 10-12 minutes doesn't it?
leb bread with toppings takes about 3-4 under a grill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# No gralic bread defrosted takes only a few minutes
but frozen and done in the oven with the aforementioned goodies will be lovely and worth the 10-12 minutes plus a stack cheaper than ordering a pizza in. Also if time is a factor you can prepare these earlier and keep them frozen until time to fill you tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I only like proper Italian dough
and leb bread is a good alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yes I understand but please use gralic butter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# But you only need to rub garlic on the leb bread for the same effect!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)