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# Jade Tweed sound like a material for a posh country-man's coat
'Yes sir we have that very style in Jade Tweed, but this is a rare material prone to cancer!'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D I need a tweed jacket
Mrs. UC got me a cravat for our anniversary, and I have nothing to wear it with... I look a little bit daft strutting naked around the house with a cravat around my neck... still sexy, but also a bit daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft!
You need to get a tweed flat cap and a pipe too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I have a pipe
it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Damn it Redsushi you peed upon my cranium!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# LOLZORDS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# A cravat and a tweed jacket this of course will have to be accompanied
by a photograph to be viewed by b3tans. A pair of Jodphurs, riding boots and a flat cap too and don't forget a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# interestingly enough
my family have intervened (especially Mrs. UC) and insisted that I not be allowed to get a monocle... although I think it makes perfect sense as I have poor eyesight in one eye only.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# (O)_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
right - I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think everybody has the right to own a monocle
if for nothing more than comedy situations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I own 2
joined together by a little bridge and some arms attached to connect them to my ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# haha that would make then duo-monocles or something
bi-cles perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# spectacles even
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# What a stupid name!
It'll never take off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but I want one for everyday use
... and a fob watch... and a country estate... and an Irish manservant who is also my closest friend and we've saved each other's lives on numerous occasions... and a rolls royce from the 60s...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You have been watching too much Fast Show
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I want a fob watch :(
I wear waistcoats quite often and thus need one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I have a fob watch - open face type
but i really want a pocket watch with a hunter case - you know the type you have to flip open
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# They are aces.
Dr When has a fantastic one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# also - tweed jackets, monocles, fob watches and pipes
this is the most dapper thread in a long long time... now where's that good for nothing Irish manservant of mine - I want to save his life again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# that's the kind I have... on a nice silver chain
I used to clip it to my jeans and carry it in my pocket so now it's all worn and rubbed and weathered and looks cool as fuck... mmmmm - satisfying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)