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# The headline was far too misleading...


this headline...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# "She is believed to have entered the room while Jack Tweed, Miss Goody's husband"
How the fuck can she be Miss Goody if she has a husband? Stupid fucking journalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Then they would have to write Mrs Tweed
and nobody could ever put 2 and 2 together and realise that Miss Goody and Mrs Tweed were in fact the very same person - just Like Clarke Kent and Superman we would just never know!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Pffft. This is probably true.
Stupid fucking public.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Fucking People!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGWXOKVBW0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I find that rather shocking and a bit upsetting.
I hope it would never be considered acceptable to mock people with learning difficulties on British television.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Posted in a thread
about JADE GOODY...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Jade Tweed sound like a material for a posh country-man's coat
"Yes sir we have that very style in Jade Tweed, but this is a rare material prone to cancer!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :D I need a tweed jacket
Mrs. UC got me a cravat for our anniversary, and I have nothing to wear it with... I look a little bit daft strutting naked around the house with a cravat around my neck... still sexy, but also a bit daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft!
You need to get a tweed flat cap and a pipe too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I have a pipe
it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Damn it Redsushi you peed upon my cranium!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# LOLZORDS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# A cravat and a tweed jacket this of course will have to be accompanied
by a photograph to be viewed by b3tans. A pair of Jodphurs, riding boots and a flat cap too and don't forget a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# interestingly enough
my family have intervened (especially Mrs. UC) and insisted that I not be allowed to get a monocle... although I think it makes perfect sense as I have poor eyesight in one eye only.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# (O)_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
right - I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think everybody has the right to own a monocle
if for nothing more than comedy situations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I own 2
joined together by a little bridge and some arms attached to connect them to my ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# haha that would make then duo-monocles or something
bi-cles perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# spectacles even
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# What a stupid name!
It'll never take off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but I want one for everyday use
... and a fob watch... and a country estate... and an Irish manservant who is also my closest friend and we've saved each other's lives on numerous occasions... and a rolls royce from the 60s...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You have been watching too much Fast Show
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I want a fob watch :(
I wear waistcoats quite often and thus need one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I have a fob watch - open face type
but i really want a pocket watch with a hunter case - you know the type you have to flip open
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# They are aces.
Dr When has a fantastic one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# also - tweed jackets, monocles, fob watches and pipes
this is the most dapper thread in a long long time... now where's that good for nothing Irish manservant of mine - I want to save his life again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# that's the kind I have... on a nice silver chain
I used to clip it to my jeans and carry it in my pocket so now it's all worn and rubbed and weathered and looks cool as fuck... mmmmm - satisfying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# eh what?
JAde goody is now playing christopher reeve as superman? hence the wheelchair

I know I should newspapers more
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# maybe they had just read?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# doh
i blame these new glasses, the crisps in my keyboard and not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# what flavour crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# mainly cheese and onion
and not those poncy pringles
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Reeves was lined up for the sequel ya know...
Super-Reeves Returns
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Perhaps she didn't change her name
I didn't. I'm still Miss H, even though I'm married to Mr M.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I thought technically miss was unmarried
and Ms was undisclosed... although I AM A MAN and so I have nomclementure and titular consistency for MY ENTIRE LIFE...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# It's supposed to be 'master' for an unmarried man and 'mister' for a married man
but everyone just uses 'mister' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I thought master was a younger man
and you earned the title Mr. by turning 16
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ah reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Before Mrs UC I tended to call myself Esquire
but I am a bit of a dick like that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# they used mister back then too
have you not seen read Pride & Prejudice?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# master undercover -> mister undercover -> dr undercover -> prof undercover -> lord undercover etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Professor Sir Snoop UnderCover, VI Earl of Poppleton.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ^this^
Goody is her 'stage' name, so I'm sure she'd retain it

Ningles Miss H!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# by 'stage'
do you mean 'vapid quickly-shortening existence'?

err, I mean poor Jade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I don't mean the surname, I mean the Miss/Mrs bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# OMG - Lucozade give you cancer!
"Jade Goody, the cancer-stricken reality TV star..." the news papers are not remotely hypocritical
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
cancer-stricken reality TV star Reality stricken cancer star
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pffffftttt ... hahahahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahhahaha
nearly choked on a crisp reading that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahah
so much this

*awards sparkle-of-clarity award to r_sole*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# We are at war with Oceania.
We have always been at war with Oceania.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# STOP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# FFFFFFFFF
b3tan to it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I wonder if she blames the MSG
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# That'll teach them to let Led Zeppelin in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
Double mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# the great one
make a joke on ni schools segregating 5 yr olds feel feel to memetion castlederg dude
(jaffacakes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The thing about comedy accounts
is that there's never been one that's been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yes
you win
(jaffacakes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# but if
you can be nice ill ask later capt wow is stalking me though ill ask for ideas again
(jaffacakes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# STOP!
She shouldnt be drinking that its full of MSG, no wonder shes ill
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I blame Hedgehog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Who did that picture yesterday with the soldier going "The MSG is coming! Get those sheeple out of there!" ?
Whoever it was I laughed for about 10 minutes so Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# POssibly Tom O'Bedlam?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I mean - she's not long for this world, so why bother trying to save her from a far quicker death than she's going through?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# This is a fantastic way to justify murder
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Oh right so murder needs justifying now?
FFS.

Stupid bloody people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hope, the chance to spend more time with her children and the man she loves....
there's two good reasons why I'd be fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You'd fight to stay alive in order to spend time with Jade Goody's kids and husband?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I'm going for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I did briefly feel sorry for Jade, now I really can't stand all this publicity.. All you see in the papers, on TV, hear from people is JADE JADE JADE JADE JADE.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I can imagine the doctors going
"Well, it works for hiccups, so maybe..."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# HAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# lolz, bald terminalperson!
Seems to be an influx of Goody this morning, I must check my pke-meter.

PS speaking of which, when she dies she'll make a great Slimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# JADE CONFRUNTED BY MC HAMMER?
Apparently she shouted "you cant touch this!", Apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)