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# Haha
Gawd b3ta, what does my friend want for her birthday? Suggestions plz.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Sexy awesomenes?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Well, naturally I will show up.
Aha. Ha. Cough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i'm gonna have to put in my vote as 'surprise sex'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ipod innit
Everyone loves ipods!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I think she has one.
Plus there's a recession on, you mental, I'm not made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# lolol
I'll give her one.

*nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Eccles cakes
Everyone loves Eccles cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Good idea.
Whack a few candles in and it'll look like I've genuinely thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# You could even make your own!
They are very easy to make!

Make a giant one! www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/ecclescakes_88492.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Shit, I might have to try this
Got a proper ecclescakelust now
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Thank you for making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# make a mould of your own cock
pour chocolate into it and present it, beautifully wrapped. She'll love you forever.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Yes!
Now to enthusiastically papier mache my tackle.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# that's
the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# A bucket full of wank?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Not sure I can fill a bucket by Thursday
I'll get some mates to help, and we'll make a film of it for posterity.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I rekon I could
If you milked me all day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :O
Oops, bad choice of smiley....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# So THAT'S where your bucket nickname comes from.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# a mah jong set
just got my dad one he love it. silly old bugger
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)