This is awesomeVery awesome
So anyway, there's this boy and he sees a dead bird and he's curious so he gets closer and it looks strange it's almost possibly glowing a bit? and he doesnt know why but he picks it up to get a closer look and he doesnt think about it being dead its just a thing and as he looks closer the colour starts to change just a bit but then more and the feathers move slightly and a little hole appears somewhere in the bird's belly and it gets wider and the boy keeps looking and looking and the hole gets wider and he looks and a tendril slowly snakes out of the hole moving feeling the air and getting longer and it senses and it knows he's there and it reaches out and it touches his eye and the boy cant move and doesnt want to and the tendril starts pushing and pushing and sucking and soon its stuck there on his eye and it starts slowly sucking out his mind
and the bird's eye opens
(So anyway, there's this boy and he sees a dead bird and he's curious so he gets closer and it looks strange it's almost possibly glowing a bit? and he doesnt know why but he picks it up to get a closer look and he doesnt think about it being dead its just a thing and as he looks closer the colour starts to change just a bit but then more and the feathers move slightly and a little hole appears somewhere in the bird's belly and it gets wider and the boy keeps looking and looking and the hole gets wider and he looks and a tendril slowly snakes out of the hole moving feeling the air and getting longer and it senses and it knows he's there and it reaches out and it touches his eye and the boy cant move and doesnt want to and the tendril starts pushing and pushing and sucking and soon its stuck there on his eye and it starts slowly sucking out his mind
and the bird's eye opens
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03,
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Same hereIt really ruined my wedding day
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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It's like a recurring dreamrecurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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I once hada recurring dream about deja vuI think
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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I had a deja vu about recurring dreams . . .I thought
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19,
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I'd like to thinkThat the chicken is looking vaguely concerned because it's just realised it left the oven on, and not because there is an army of tentacles growing out of its chest
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13,
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And the oven is on the other side of the road . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22,
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omg freak potnoodle incident!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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Where do you get your hair cut?I hate getting my hair cut as haircutters have great power to make you look like a twat, particularly if you have longish hair, which means that once I've found somewhere decent I don't want to go anywhere else but I can't really afford to keep going to the place I go to atm :/
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:11,
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I go to Freestylers on division street in sheffieldIts good, but costs like £17
They do give you beer tho, and Ive never had a bad haircut from them
(They do give you beer tho, and Ive never had a bad haircut from them
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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BahSame here, you're no help ;)
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13,
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Haha, is that where you go then?Im yet to find another good hairdreser :P
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:14,
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AyeFreestylers is great, but apart from that Sheffield has bugger all hairdressers for blokes :(
Right, that's enough metrosexual conversation for one night. I'm off to punch a seal and have sex with a truck, and other manly activities.
(Right, that's enough metrosexual conversation for one night. I'm off to punch a seal and have sex with a truck, and other manly activities.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:21,
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That's when you know that you've got the good stuff . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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And that, your honour, is the case for the defence.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:10,
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Sometimes, just sometimesI regret choosing not to go into law. It would have been awesome to present all your cases using parables about animal daemons
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:16,
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