too much scribbling, not enough real work...
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:59,
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Ive been doing neither of those things
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01,
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walrus man do you think it is possible for zombies to be racist
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13,
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i've never met a racist zombie.at least, i don't think i have. it's hard to tell.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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Still working on that script, or whatever it is?I think a zombie of a racist who was strongly motivated by racism might retain the same habitual enmities despite no longer having much of a mind to hold them in. As Walrus Man points out, you wouldn't really need one.
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Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22,
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hitler's zombie would probably still be a bit racist Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:27,
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i don't knowwhat am i, a zombie racism consultant?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:42,
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see this is one issue I haveif they don't like a certain race, would they want to turn them into zombies or would that just compound their issues?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:04,
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The bottom line is that they're very stupidso they'd probably want to attack their racial enemies, but not eat them, unaware of the potential to create new zombies that way. Ironic.
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Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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yes I amDo you think it's possible for a zombie to develop new prejudices, maybe due to mistreatment by a certain group of people?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:48,
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like if the zombies were oppressed do you think they would revoltand if they did revolt do you think they would maintain their prejudice after they had achieved justice
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:03,
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Yesbut the revolt would be driven by mob anger rather than conscious planning. And they might well hold onto grudges - though the idea of a zombie not resenting anybody is the tricky part.
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Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:21,
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I guess it's feasible.That implies you can train a zombie by hitting it or bribing it, but OK, why not.
The ability to learn smacks a little bit too much of healthy, wholesome, living creature, and not of uncannily animated dead flesh, that's the only problem.
Edit: they should be only trainable in gruesome, harrowing ways.
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Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:07,
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The ability to learn smacks a little bit too much of healthy, wholesome, living creature, and not of uncannily animated dead flesh, that's the only problem.
Edit: they should be only trainable in gruesome, harrowing ways.
I'm thinking more like how a plant can be trained to grow a certain way (like bonsai trees or ivy on a lattice)and yes, they will be 'trained' with electric shocks and mechanical manipulation of tendons
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:11,
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Looks like another nasty case of tendrileyedis !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:55,
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Paging Dr. Jekyll, polychromatic curtsey phone.Woo.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:58,
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i don't know what you mean, officer Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01,
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Another nice picbut am I the only one who sees happyfingers?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01,
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Me too . . . and I just put my eye drops in ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:06,
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Call an exorcist ASAPBefore I start vomiting on the walls :D
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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The alt text leaves little to the imagination epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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This is awesomeVery awesome
So anyway, there's this boy and he sees a dead bird and he's curious so he gets closer and it looks strange it's almost possibly glowing a bit? and he doesnt know why but he picks it up to get a closer look and he doesnt think about it being dead its just a thing and as he looks closer the colour starts to change just a bit but then more and the feathers move slightly and a little hole appears somewhere in the bird's belly and it gets wider and the boy keeps looking and looking and the hole gets wider and he looks and a tendril slowly snakes out of the hole moving feeling the air and getting longer and it senses and it knows he's there and it reaches out and it touches his eye and the boy cant move and doesnt want to and the tendril starts pushing and pushing and sucking and soon its stuck there on his eye and it starts slowly sucking out his mind
and the bird's eye opens
(So anyway, there's this boy and he sees a dead bird and he's curious so he gets closer and it looks strange it's almost possibly glowing a bit? and he doesnt know why but he picks it up to get a closer look and he doesnt think about it being dead its just a thing and as he looks closer the colour starts to change just a bit but then more and the feathers move slightly and a little hole appears somewhere in the bird's belly and it gets wider and the boy keeps looking and looking and the hole gets wider and he looks and a tendril slowly snakes out of the hole moving feeling the air and getting longer and it senses and it knows he's there and it reaches out and it touches his eye and the boy cant move and doesnt want to and the tendril starts pushing and pushing and sucking and soon its stuck there on his eye and it starts slowly sucking out his mind
and the bird's eye opens
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03,
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Same hereIt really ruined my wedding day
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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It's like a recurring dreamrecurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream recurring dream . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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I once hada recurring dream about deja vuI think
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:17,
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I had a deja vu about recurring dreams . . .I thought
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:19,
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I'd like to thinkThat the chicken is looking vaguely concerned because it's just realised it left the oven on, and not because there is an army of tentacles growing out of its chest
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13,
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And the oven is on the other side of the road . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:22,
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omg freak potnoodle incident!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:15,
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Where do you get your hair cut?I hate getting my hair cut as haircutters have great power to make you look like a twat, particularly if you have longish hair, which means that once I've found somewhere decent I don't want to go anywhere else but I can't really afford to keep going to the place I go to atm :/
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:11,
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I go to Freestylers on division street in sheffieldIts good, but costs like £17
They do give you beer tho, and Ive never had a bad haircut from them
(They do give you beer tho, and Ive never had a bad haircut from them
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:12,
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BahSame here, you're no help ;)
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:13,
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Haha, is that where you go then?Im yet to find another good hairdreser :P
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:14,
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AyeFreestylers is great, but apart from that Sheffield has bugger all hairdressers for blokes :(
Right, that's enough metrosexual conversation for one night. I'm off to punch a seal and have sex with a truck, and other manly activities.
(Right, that's enough metrosexual conversation for one night. I'm off to punch a seal and have sex with a truck, and other manly activities.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:21,
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That's when you know that you've got the good stuff . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:09,
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And that, your honour, is the case for the defence. Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:10,
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Sometimes, just sometimesI regret choosing not to go into law. It would have been awesome to present all your cases using parables about animal daemons
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:16,
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