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[challenge entry] Well, it'd be far more entertaining.


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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I hate that cunt.
With a passion. A PASSION I TELL YOU.

Edit: And that Nicky Fucking Campbell too.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT A 4-YEAR OLD CHILD FOR GOD'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# And all the while you two go OUT DRINKING?
And TAKING DRUGS?

While your poor mum looks after your son?


You shold be ASHAMED.

After the break: "I'm fucking my sister, and now she's pregnant". Don't go away.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# "But at least she has more than 6 teeth"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# And three rings from Elizabeth Duke on each finger.
Oh, and one of those little puppet necklaces they sell.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I believe it's referred to as
Lizzy Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I am very very very glad
they pulled that cunts new quiz show. It was a pile of utter wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I don't mind Nicky cambpell
But Kyle can fuck off.

He's on Talksport now, FFS!
And Russel Brand is coming soon... oh fucking joy!

Back to Smooth radio for me then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Russel Brand is coming to TalkSport?
Fucking cunts!

They should just have Mike Parry 24 hours a day the short armed walrus faced cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Was Tubgirl on in the first half of the show then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I had a facefull of sulphuric acid once
some kid threw it at me in France. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Exactly
Which is why I'd love nothing more than to see that arsehole get his mouth burned off.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Did it burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Do you sound like Barnaby Bear perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I like Barnaby Bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I bet you do you yiffing bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Meow grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Vroom vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yiff yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)