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# No woman (or dog), no cry

How many terrible paintings of Bob Marley are there on the internet? Lots.
Visit my piss-poor blog here for a much bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Shit book
Will be a shit fillum.

But I like your 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I noticed that after this book came out
there was a sudden rush of books about dogs.

Almost as many now as the 'Daddy, no!' books.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Does no-one actually write good books anymore?
Or has the entire purpose of literature just passed people by in favour of telling a story with almost no meaning or relevence to humanity?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# DB Shan - Procession Of The Dead
Very good indeed.
Odd, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I'm sure some people write good books
I am rather fond of David Hewson, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The 'Sacred Cut' David Hewson?
I have an audio thingy of that, not listened to it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# A bit last year but
I have just finished "the white tiger" and it was fantastic.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Aye,
Anne Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I want to read "The Wives Of Bath" by Wendy Holden
"A tale of yummy mummies with flat brown tummies".

Sounds challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Marion Fucking Keyes, All those fucking Shopaholic books,
basically all the Random House and Harper Collins pre-digested bullshit shit-lit garbage. And they ALL HAVE FUCKING PASTEL COLOUR COVERS!!!!

BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes a breath*

....and rest, now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# No - don't - don't rest - feel the burn.
FEEL THE HATE.

These people and their audiences need to be destroyed.

Honestly - all this "equality" BULLSHIT! If you read The Wives Of Bath by Wendy Holden you need to be shot! End of story. Did you vote in the X-Factor? BANG. Think that Clodplay are reeelly good? Bababababababam. Went to see New In Town at the FUCKING CINEMA?!?!?! DIE DIE DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I am so VERY with you on this.
and add in Daily Mail readers, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oh I took this as given.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It ought to be.
That ^^ was the closest to a primal scream that I've ever had on the /board, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It's good to let it all out on the internet to a few close strangers that really don't know you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *puts Gimp Mask back on*
It is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# The term 'yummy mummy'
just provokes images of Heston Blumenthal cooking something dried and brown in parchment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Didn't he already get into trouble for doing that?....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Fuck off is it, its a good book
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Pappy and sentimental, self-congratulatory rubbish.
It's smugger than Ronnie Corbett after he discovered the keys to the catflap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# arf
nicely done as always sir.


Cranes?

Why DO you bother?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hello there!
What's with the name change freebs? You going schizoid on us or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Going?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# it was for this gag
www.b3ta.com/board/9263660
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *thumbs nose at 'Mr Insta'*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That's a lovely micro-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Film isnt great, not enough focus on the dog, too much on owen wilsons shit accent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
accent acting
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# bob marley is a man who's image has become synonymous with getting stoned
my goal is to make my image synonymous with mainlining adrenaline.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)