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# Why does the guy at the front have half a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# to be funny for comic rel
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. So he's got confused between the definition of
"funny" and "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# because his electric razor ran out of batteries. Because he's lazy. Because of a genetic abnormality, only half his face is hairy.
Because he fell asleep at a party last night, and he hasn't looked in a morror since. Because of his religion.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *delete as appropriate*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# use only a black biro, and don't write in the margins, as they are for offical use only
show your working on the separate sheet supplied.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Dom Joly prank
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjewWkmonE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arrrggh.. .crappy internet - it keeps cutting out.
and on another note, Dom Jolly was outside my office yesterday, chatting to producer types or something
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
as appropriate

My work here is done..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)