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# hey b3tans, would you be pleased to have fun with this?


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(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# are you asking us to rape your work colleagues?
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Please God No!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# they already look raped...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# If that's what you want!
that's what'll happen. Thanks.
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# which one's your favourite wank fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm not sure you should be thanking him...
not just yet, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# meh! I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Much bettor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# haha
now they look like they have all come to work as the Twin Towers

hmmm. needs more jihad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# NO it's a paperbag gang bang
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# they are double baggers
they are so gross
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# no, as there's not a looker in the bunch
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe her at the front
In a being made to watch emerdale so you start thinking who you would and wouldnt sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# would, wouldn't, have, have, wouldn't, WOULD, wouldn't, have, have
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The Prof played a gig last night
and the drummer from one of the other bands looked like you.

He even text me when he was setting up to let me know, and pointed quite excitedly when they were on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha splendid :)

Was he any good on the double bass drums? Because that's the bit I'm quite any good at...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I don't actually know what that is
but he was pretty good, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YAY!
:)

It's the fancy footwork, with the pedals and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^ What she said...

* Only I would change the sixth WOULD with the fifth wouldn't as she appears to have nicer tonsils to tickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# no. not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# oopsy...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# HA HA HA
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Do you have an embiggened version of that anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahaha, grunty, you evil, evil man!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Pssst
www.b3ta.com/board/9268100
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# and indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/9268132
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ah well, when you're done with it
put in a good word for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Honestly, pickle, you wouldn't want this job.
Hell, I don't even want it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No, you're right
I'm just feeling all cynical and hadn't expected to feel this rubbish on actually being offered a job (the real one, not the one you offered :p)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Advertising.
It's a battle to see who it sucks the life out of first. The consumer or the parasite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Your title made me laugh even harder than the last time you posted this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# SPORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# good. i hate Jamie Oliver
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why does the guy at the front have half a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# to be funny for comic rel
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. So he's got confused between the definition of
"funny" and "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# because his electric razor ran out of batteries. Because he's lazy. Because of a genetic abnormality, only half his face is hairy.
Because he fell asleep at a party last night, and he hasn't looked in a morror since. Because of his religion.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *delete as appropriate*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# use only a black biro, and don't write in the margins, as they are for offical use only
show your working on the separate sheet supplied.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Dom Joly prank
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjewWkmonE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arrrggh.. .crappy internet - it keeps cutting out.
and on another note, Dom Jolly was outside my office yesterday, chatting to producer types or something
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
as appropriate

My work here is done..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It's like when you go in a supermarket around christmas
and the shelf stackers are wearing reindeer antlers
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *agrees with vigourous nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# too fucking true mate
too fucking true...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# What?
WHAT?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAT ITS NOT CHRISTMAS.
YOU CANT WEAR A CHRISTMAS HAT IN MARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# you have seen some very strange porn
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I blame lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# never seen it
or the cup one.
I have a will of iron when deciding that I have no interest in such internet memes.
Of course that does not mean I've not read all about them. That just fortifies my determination to avoid. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# thats put me off food for ever
got about 2weeks worth of to bur up then - then death.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha
is he that Russian president thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# yes.
That is Leonid Brezhnev and you have no idea how much photoshopping is involved.

( Not that much actually but it's certainly not toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# i raise you.

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I have a picture of the former
president of the CCCP in his skids at a time when he was able to bring about the downfall of mankind.
You have a fat bloke in a bra. That's no raise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# arhhh.... but this guy holds the key to the 4th Demension
in his bra...!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
Oscar Homolka?
(eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yes absolutely we are your photoshop lackeys after all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahhah! *now wiats for the Sardo Numspa one, as it's never far behind*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Oh go on then, as its christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)