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# FAT, AND ABOUT AS FUNNY AS WATCHING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIE IN A PLANE CRASH, JAMES OPTED FOR THE 'COMEDY BEARD'.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Would would would would
and I don't see you with your own show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# but perhaps
he shouldn't have been allowed to have his own show
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I liked it.
It had a few niggles, but it was the first show and some of it was done in front of a live audience, which is always a pig. Er, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# to be honest
I haven't watched it yet. But rest assured when I do I will make up my own mind regardless of how badly it's been panned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Well I thought it was alright, it a bit nervous.
I always reserve judgement until the third episode...

They did that lesbian vampire killers movie, are you planning to see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Not until it comes on film4, no

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I shall report back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# third episode !!
If a dog comes and shits next to you, you're not gonna hang around to see if it still stinks 3 weeks later..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Well done on the 'noting the amount of work that goes into things' work, there.
You ever done something a bit shittily the first time? Like grammar perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ahhhh so you're admitting it's shitty..
That's progress.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not really
I'm saying it might ramp up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, if they play russian roulette.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# the live audience really motivated me
when i performed at Live Aid at wembley...wait a second, that wasn't me...sorry, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ^This
He has about as much talent as a dead badger, and a false laugh that would make banshee's shudder. 100% carrat gold cunt.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# A dead badger has a great talent of being a dead badger
Also, banshee's what? and "carat" is not measured in percentages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Karat, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# In German, aye :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# but not in English?
Okidoki, my engagement ring must be German then.... how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# No, it's definitely Carat in english.
Probably is German - is there a small swastika somewhere on it?

LOLGERMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# NAZI GOOOOOOOOLD.
Not that I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^ needs more numbered Swiss Bank account
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# have you seen this site
卐.com

you need the special upload unicodez to see the symbol properly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# "banshee's shudder"
is an australian term for the lady-spluff of a mythical spirit. It's well known that high pitched squeals, such as would break glass, make banshees cum in torrents.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha. Spectral Porn. What a niche market...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I like him
but he's in danger of doing a Slattery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh dear - that's not a fate I'd wish on anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# there's only a few of who will even know what that means
and that's all the proof you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# We shall stand together on this, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# stop touching me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I know what it means but was too young at the time to really notice Slattery's omnipresense.
That said Tony Slattery did seem to consist of more as a human being than several layers of fat and poor jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# my exposure to him
is solely as a guest on panel shows, where he is high-pitched and irritating and thinks his own, very poor, jokes are the funniest things ever - which is never an appealing trait.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# 24, Shirley?
I think gold is made of gold, not carrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# but cunts
are traditionally measured in percentages of carrat gold
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Consider me Learn'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# LOL
yes this is fact.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You don't have to be on the pitch to spot a shit sportsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Very true
You don't have to go sportsman spotting in the first place though, you could do something fun or interesting. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I kill two birds with one stone
by engaging in copious amounts of dogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *nominates for Mum of the Year*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# James 'there's just more to nibble' Corden
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# wiki'd him.
I never bothered with gavin and stacy, so still I have no idea.

I'm therefore going to nod my head and smile politely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I never did either, I've just seen him on panel shows
and found him fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Let's 'av 'im, Cappy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *bundle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# He is rather rubbish, isn't he?
Like Chris Moyles: fat and unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# They could be related..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I quite like him as an actor
and a writer but he's quickly proving to be another 'one trick pony' a la gervais
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# See, I'm like him, but funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# what if the plane crashes into a fireworks factory?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)