
'ningles everyone, on this fine Wednesday morning!
Trying to hold your breath for 20 minutes on a train is not advised. Why can't people brush their teeth in the morning, buy some breath mints, or AT FUCKING LEAST BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSE, NOT THEIR MOUTH.
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:22,
archived)
Trying to hold your breath for 20 minutes on a train is not advised. Why can't people brush their teeth in the morning, buy some breath mints, or AT FUCKING LEAST BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSE, NOT THEIR MOUTH.

Has image - check
Has text - check.
Analysing...........
...........
This is a post.
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25,
archived)
Has text - check.
Analysing...........
...........
This is a post.


Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26,
archived)
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow

20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20
Would that work? I was never good at coding
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31,
archived)
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20
Would that work? I was never good at coding

10:Print Hal
15: GOTO 40
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20
Or be uber efficient
10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
Wait - what is this, ZX Speccy master class?
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:44,
archived)
15: GOTO 40
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20
Or be uber efficient
10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
Wait - what is this, ZX Speccy master class?

of sitting there coding a shitty game from the pages of Spectrum Weekly, only for it not to work at all, just making farty noises at you, so you have to read through 200000 lines of code only to find you've missed an apostrophe on line 156280.
( ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24,
archived)