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# Reboot.
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
For all you bandwidth-whingers outthere.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, but you have me at a RIS...
'ningles everyone, on this fine Wednesday morning!

Trying to hold your breath for 20 minutes on a train is not advised. Why can't people brush their teeth in the morning, buy some breath mints, or AT FUCKING LEAST BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSE, NOT THEIR MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Top of the messageboard - check
Has image - check
Has text - check.

Analysing...........
...........

This is a post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd like the the highly flamable, poorly shaped orange, furry carrot please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I think the colours
on your tele were broken as a kid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# 10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20


Would that work? I was never good at coding
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I'm afraid it won't do that
It'll never see 40
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Unless...
10:Print Hal
15: GOTO 40
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20

Or be uber efficient

10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10


Wait - what is this, ZX Speccy master class?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ahhh the memories
of sitting there coding a shitty game from the pages of Spectrum Weekly, only for it not to work at all, just making farty noises at you, so you have to read through 200000 lines of code only to find you've missed an apostrophe on line 156280.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Aha!
HAL ~ # pod-bay-doors --open
-bash: dave: afraid I can't do that
HAL ~ # sudo pod-bay-doors --open
#### Opened ####
HAL ~ # _
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# don't
bash me bro.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)