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# Reboot.
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
free image host
For all you bandwidth-whingers outthere.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, but you have me at a RIS...
'ningles everyone, on this fine Wednesday morning!

Trying to hold your breath for 20 minutes on a train is not advised. Why can't people brush their teeth in the morning, buy some breath mints, or AT FUCKING LEAST BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSE, NOT THEIR MOUTH.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Top of the messageboard - check
Has image - check
Has text - check.

Analysing...........
...........

This is a post.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# We have a winner
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I'd like the the highly flamable, poorly shaped orange, furry carrot please.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
Hal
Man dressed as Zippy from Rainbow
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I think the colours
on your tele were broken as a kid :D
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# 10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20


Would that work? I was never good at coding
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I'm afraid it won't do that
It'll never see 40
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Doh!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Unless...
10:Print Hal
15: GOTO 40
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10
40: GOTO 20

Or be uber efficient

10:Print Hal
20: Print random image
30: GOTO 10


Wait - what is this, ZX Speccy master class?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ahhh the memories
of sitting there coding a shitty game from the pages of Spectrum Weekly, only for it not to work at all, just making farty noises at you, so you have to read through 200000 lines of code only to find you've missed an apostrophe on line 156280.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Aha!
HAL ~ # pod-bay-doors --open
-bash: dave: afraid I can't do that
HAL ~ # sudo pod-bay-doors --open
#### Opened ####
HAL ~ # _
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# don't
bash me bro.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)