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# I have just been asked to make this by somebody at the beeb

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ooooh I'll have half a pound of minced Tickles please Mr Dog Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Auntie can't be that broke, surely.
HEY, AUNTIE, LEAVE WELL'ARD ALONE.

(to the tune of Brick in the Wall, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# all in all you're just another
prick from maghull!

dick with no balls!

dick out on t'pull

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# My entire family are from a village next to Maghull.
The Scouse twats.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# lidiate?


and not all scousers are twats! just a lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Yep.
I've been informed that this doesn't make them proper Scousers or something. I'm not entirely sure how it all works.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# because they're closer to ormskirk the liverpool
so they're woolybacks...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I can't find Tennessee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'll link it
But I've used all those cuts when cooking from this

And I hate linking it as all the complains I got last time were from meat eaters that had no right to comment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# mmm I would certainly partake
but I suspect it tastes like dogs smell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Get the cheap jacket off and turn the hose on her
and she'll probably smell alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :D
I do like the pretty chinese ladies

This one especially
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# They're a very pretty people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Seconded
that's why Mrs Brigadier Arthur Charles Mrs is a chinese lady.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It actually:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I don't eat meat so can I be a sanctimonious prick now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Yes you can
But before you do I'll have you know that I make sure that all the meat I eat is properly sourced from decent suppliers and only eat it maybe two three times a week.
I have killed animals before to eat and that is the only reason that I continue to eat it. Anyone that couldn't, shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I can't run 80 mph
am I not allowed a car?



*is just being a dick, but would like an answer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Roadkill is delicious and nutritious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'd kill and eat you
if you were closer than the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You don't have to kill me first:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# its kinder that way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# IT COMES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# why?
religeon?
health?
just don't like it?
ickiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I got a pet and it changed my outlook.
I have no problem with people that do, you understand. It's a personal choice. I find more and more that people that DO eat it have more of an issue with it than I.

If I'm a twat my dietary habits have nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Well I don't have dairy!
Beat that you fuck.
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *is beaten*
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one Hypno! How do? Whens the next silent disco?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)