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(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

But...what do they do with all the kittens I sell them?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)

TJ. PRT. OK? TA VM.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)

ah, now this is funny.

it has a joke in it, you see.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

Greyhound/Whippet?????

Edit: Fuck! I'm from Yorkshire an'all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)

Another addition for your menu ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)

*raises*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)

Haha!

Likes :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)

you are a very very bad person

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGG!

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and woo! \o/

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)

i read somewhere on tinternet

that a chinese restaurant was chopping up rats and selling them as chicken. trading standards found loads of rats in various stages of preparation. and the cooks wouldn't believe they were doing anything wrong...
good job i don't like chinese food

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)

There is a Chinese restaurant

near to where I live. A few years back H&S shut it down after it was discovered the owner was taking ducks from the pond next door and using them in the restaurant.

I fucking love crispy shredded duck.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)

there is a restaurant somewhere

I read about it.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

Somewhere

I've seen a red restaurant

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

Sure that's nothing.

I got a menu for a new Chinese takeaway in my letterbox a few months ago.

It said 'Delivery only. No collection'

The address was a house on a residential street around the corner.

Turns out that they were making rice in the bathtub.

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)

01642?

Hey, that's the dialling code for Teesside, where I'm from.

Yay and woo!

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)