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# fuck them
I totally have copyrights on that.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# be careful
that ladder may scratch the cornea. then you will get sued...
and now...

BOING!

night b3ta


EDIT: hang on a cotton-pickin' minute! that's an eyeLID fork. your copyright infringement claim will not stand up in court.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# So that's how I can get rid of that frikkin sty?
Where do I hire him?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Give Redsushi a shout.
Last I heard, this guy was living in the vast, cavernous emptiness that is sushi's cranium ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Ha!
Fuck you man! You may be internets, and street smart, but I am book smart! And we all know that is what really matters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# what does book smart mean?
You heard about Dewey?

Sorry to disappoint you chap but I can see the best part of 200 books from where I'm sat with barely tilting my head askance. Don't make me turn to the back wall and make that a bigger number ;)

Reading is the other thing I do when I'm not cooking or looking on here for someone to make feel dumb :P
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'VE READ ALL THE HARRY POTTERS DICKSPLASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# That's nothing, I've read the entire Argos Catalogue!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Oddly enough I've never read a one of those.
Unless of course you count the classical Greek I read 30 years ago and of course my old friend "Ender's game" where Rowling stole the bulk of her ideas and characters?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# EXPELIAMUS MOTHERFUCKER!
*has not actually read the books either*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# that's just eighties sci-fi
 
the emminent Mr Tahkcalb was good enough to direct me towards these seventies childrens' books which would seem a more likely "inspiration" for that Rowling wench
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# or sitting up drinking all night fantasising about punching people you don't know?
 
TRULY A MAN OF TASTE AND REFINEMENT, WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ow...
ow ow ow ow...
you've just sent both my eyes into spasm. I have a not unreasonable fear of things piercing my eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# what about frog-tongue?
like a bit of frog-tongue do you?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# just not in the eyes...
please.

edit: that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# That IS rather nicely slopped!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)