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# 2 years worth of marmite eating.. and still going...im proud of this
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(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# more like BLAHmite
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Wrong!
I love Marmite. It's like angels shitting on your tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# more like lame-gels shitting on your wrong
actually i've never tried marmite. is it yeasty? delicious yeast?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# It's fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# YOU'RE fucking rank. ):<
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# That may be so, but I'd rather eat turd then marmite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I love Marmite so much I sometimes eat it out the jar with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I hate marmite so much sometimes I go to the supermarket open up the pots, spoon some out, shit in it, put the lid back on, walk away happy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I do the very same thing to your mum.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Do you have a shovel then?
And like hanging around graveyards?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hey she's not THAT loose!
Well....maybe.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# 'Faeces' is Latin for 'dregs'.
Marmite is made from beer dregs, so technically Marmite is faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww you eat poo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Now I love Marmite,
but that is just fucking wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# its the used bath water of the gods
yumm
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You're all wrong and should die
because I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I have a little jar of emergency Marmite
into which I dip between big jars.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Jeez, one pot lasts me about 2 years!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your marmite jar collection?
also. just saw this: www.b3ta.com/board/9285781

now i need this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Pass it to me when you've finished
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# it'll have blood and juice on it
'cos i won't be able to fnd the kitchen roll
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Then me!
I just found out what jarsquatter is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# with the glass? and the crunching?
that's where i ctrl-w'd. before he got red on him
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# By the time I managed to stop it playing
there was red everywhere

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I still havent seen it
But I really dont want to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Ah g'wan
www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Jar-Squater.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# NO!
I want to be able to sleep tonight, and maybe wank, that will stop both those things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# G'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# What?
I covered up the bad bits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ITS STILL FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR FUCKING DESK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# "ITS STILL FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!"..
Don't be like that, Rob is a nice bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Ouch!
Haha!! 1 guy 1 jar. He still must be asking himself 'why didn't I leave the lid on.'
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# He did leave the lid on
it broke off when the jar shattered inside his rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Damn.
I bet he was really concerned that he had a jar lid stuck up his arse, but then again maybe he had other things on his mind ; )
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# oh shit
i'm back in the bad place again.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:25, archived)
# oh fuck off back to 4chan
we don't want shit like that here
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# fuck that
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# fuck them
I totally have copyrights on that.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# be careful
that ladder may scratch the cornea. then you will get sued...
and now...

BOING!

night b3ta


EDIT: hang on a cotton-pickin' minute! that's an eyeLID fork. your copyright infringement claim will not stand up in court.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# So that's how I can get rid of that frikkin sty?
Where do I hire him?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Give Redsushi a shout.
Last I heard, this guy was living in the vast, cavernous emptiness that is sushi's cranium ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Ha!
Fuck you man! You may be internets, and street smart, but I am book smart! And we all know that is what really matters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# what does book smart mean?
You heard about Dewey?

Sorry to disappoint you chap but I can see the best part of 200 books from where I'm sat with barely tilting my head askance. Don't make me turn to the back wall and make that a bigger number ;)

Reading is the other thing I do when I'm not cooking or looking on here for someone to make feel dumb :P
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'VE READ ALL THE HARRY POTTERS DICKSPLASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# That's nothing, I've read the entire Argos Catalogue!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Oddly enough I've never read a one of those.
Unless of course you count the classical Greek I read 30 years ago and of course my old friend "Ender's game" where Rowling stole the bulk of her ideas and characters?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# EXPELIAMUS MOTHERFUCKER!
*has not actually read the books either*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# that's just eighties sci-fi
 
the emminent Mr Tahkcalb was good enough to direct me towards these seventies childrens' books which would seem a more likely "inspiration" for that Rowling wench
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# or sitting up drinking all night fantasising about punching people you don't know?
 
TRULY A MAN OF TASTE AND REFINEMENT, WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ow...
ow ow ow ow...
you've just sent both my eyes into spasm. I have a not unreasonable fear of things piercing my eyeball.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# what about frog-tongue?
like a bit of frog-tongue do you?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# just not in the eyes...
please.

edit: that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# That IS rather nicely slopped!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I fucking hate marmite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# what's this then?
Real tramp's Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm
armite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# very commendable
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# holy fuck
...you must spead that stuff pretty thick. Or make Marmite soup and drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# straight to the vein
everyday and in a hip flask, i got bored one day and decided my scaby flat needed a focus point
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)