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# Hahaha that's great

I didn't get my mum anything, as mother's day is in May over here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No, it's every year.

and it seems lots of other countries also use the second Sunday in May as their Mother's Day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# But, since we did it first
and are English, we win.

Also, I am tall.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# We will almost certainly have better weather.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I don't know why, but looking at picture make me want to take a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# don't be redikkolous
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Just realised...
Bronson Pinchot and Robert Kubica (F1 driver) are separated at birth.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Greeks is freaks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# you want to argue
height with a man from the tallest average nationality on the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
that's what I thought

alright, I'm off for today. bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# night fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I would even go so far as to say it's quite common for people to celebrate mothers day in may.
Especially with China and India joining in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# we already have may day in may
and also may bugs

mothers day would be overkill
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# My mum tried to pull two days one year
I wasn't really up on when it was but it felt like it had been too recently for it to have come around again. It turns out she had spotted the American/European one on a calendar.

She'd have got away with it too if it wasn't for her pesky kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# her plan was (tin)foiled!
mothers having not one but 2 days off from duties? surely the western world would fall flat on its arse
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I hate march
its my mums birthday one week, then my sisters birthday the next week, then mothers day and my nans birthday the week after
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ooooh, that hits the pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It is my sister's birthday today.
I have just remembered.

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# october is like that for me
mum's bday end of september, girlfriend's on the 2nd of october, sister's on the 20th, dad's on the 25th and anniversary on the 27th.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# either forget someones or kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# the selfish sods
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)