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# The card I made for my mum:
Left to right: front, inside, back

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So what did you get your mums?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah, that's just lovely
Did she appreciate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# She laughed her socks off
and said it was "the best mother's day card in the world ever", then ran off to show my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# did she say to your dad "see he is cumming, how come you don't any more"
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
#
how come you don't any more do you believe me now?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# this is the kind of lovely message all mothers hope for
was a bit lazy, just got my mum a card. Though, did remember to get a card for my gran as well. Bonus! *was rewarded with a batch of welshcaykes* :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# how long did it take you to explain to her what Zalgo is?
very woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Not very long at all;
I just said it was 'a thing on the internet; people edit comic strips like Garfield and Peanuts so there's this horrible monster called Zalgo in them.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# nice, my mum would have no idea and probably think I was having another breakdown or had joined a cult
I got mine another trollbead, a nice iridescent merino glass one. She loved it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# You got her a what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# here
trollbeads.com/site/trollbeads/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I made her a roast dinner
I don't agree with Hallmark day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Mothering Sunday is not a Hallmark day.
I do not do Father's day, but Mothering Sunday and the association with actual mothers is not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# It's still another bullshit day
designed to part the masses from their beer money.
My mother and I long ago reconciled the fact that I don't need a special day, once a year, to show her how much I love her and I'd be a poor son if I did.

Even saying I cooked dinner is a bit of a cheat because I cook Sunday lunch every week for both my estranged ( from each other, not me ) parents and anyone else who'd around .
We had 8 today but I'm glad they have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# mother's and father's days are ok, I just refuse to buy cards
its much better to make them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I draw the line at anything beyond birthday cards
oh and I inked my sketch seeing as it is going to be destroyed in the painting and I quite liked it.



Click for bigger (218 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# nice, does she have farah fawcett hair in real life =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# yes.
stock

www.sxc.hu/photo/1120717
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# she's more attractive in your sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# It's because she looks brunette in his 'sketch'.
And everyone knows that brunettes are 10x better than blondes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# almost correct
but I think it's 13.6X better, based upon no actual science but I probably read it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# on rense probably
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I don't think i've ever found a natural blonde attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'm not keen
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha that's great

I didn't get my mum anything, as mother's day is in May over here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No, it's every year.

and it seems lots of other countries also use the second Sunday in May as their Mother's Day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# But, since we did it first
and are English, we win.

Also, I am tall.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# We will almost certainly have better weather.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I don't know why, but looking at picture make me want to take a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# don't be redikkolous
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Just realised...
Bronson Pinchot and Robert Kubica (F1 driver) are separated at birth.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Greeks is freaks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# you want to argue
height with a man from the tallest average nationality on the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
that's what I thought

alright, I'm off for today. bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# night fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I would even go so far as to say it's quite common for people to celebrate mothers day in may.
Especially with China and India joining in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# we already have may day in may
and also may bugs

mothers day would be overkill
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# My mum tried to pull two days one year
I wasn't really up on when it was but it felt like it had been too recently for it to have come around again. It turns out she had spotted the American/European one on a calendar.

She'd have got away with it too if it wasn't for her pesky kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# her plan was (tin)foiled!
mothers having not one but 2 days off from duties? surely the western world would fall flat on its arse
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I hate march
its my mums birthday one week, then my sisters birthday the next week, then mothers day and my nans birthday the week after
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ooooh, that hits the pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It is my sister's birthday today.
I have just remembered.

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# october is like that for me
mum's bday end of september, girlfriend's on the 2nd of october, sister's on the 20th, dad's on the 25th and anniversary on the 27th.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# either forget someones or kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# the selfish sods
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Thats rather bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I nearly had a panic attack
...and then I remembered the US has a different date for Mother's Day.

That card, by the way, is magnificent.
(BandwagonJunglist User was banned for this post on, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Your mum's so lucky :)
I'd love to have a card like this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Brillio!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I feel like so much of an outcast.
WTF is Zalgo?

(yes, I know, 'he comes')
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Just a nasty monster; nothing more to it than that.
He has wiry black tentacles, and big sharp teeth. If he has eyes, they are round and inky black. Anything else is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Lovecraftian monster thing.
People shove him in webcomics and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# And Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha thats fucking ace
my mum sent me a text earlier saying "thank you so much for the card, i can't believe you actually sat down and put the time and effort into making it for me"

i'm really pleased she liked it. the picture was a variant of this


i *click*ed your card. i fucking love it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hehe, I like yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# protect the meat...
...always protect the meat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# oh no!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Tremendous
I would so love that as a Mother's Day Card

This gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I presume all the he comes jokes have been done.
I got my mum fuck all.

meanwhile I just drank a free sample energy drink 'spring valley smart energy blueberry' it was shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It wasn't mothers day over here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# correct. You win one free sample of disgusting energy drink.
The modern stresses of stress out the insides of our brain. Drinking this smashes fatigue in the guts so you can rock out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# only in oz, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Heh, certainly a more interesting design than the usual flowers, kittens etc
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# haha!
your family sounds like a madhouse. in a good way

i got my mum some ginger chocolate from the farmers' market. in comparison this seems rather tame
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha :D
unfortunately my mum is not so keen on my habbit of not drawing "nice things"
so i bought her a print of this
www.bunnylicious.org/public/2006/11/kozyndan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Aw, that's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Awwww
All kinds of wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That's the best mother's day card I've ever seen.
However, if I gave that to my Mum I'd quickly hear the sound of the Mental Ambulance approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)