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# I was sleeping, heard a sound.....HE COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I hope he wiped up his mess.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# He's so dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# looks like the mice have been at him......
nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# thats nice
I whish I could get a silk shirt made in that colour with that design.

Any onw know where I could get things like this made?
(waxdart hello., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Where's the rain?
Woo.

Just had an outraged customer livid as he's just arrived in the country and I would accept US dollars for payment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# The ability of travellers to be irrational about stuff will never cease to amaze me...

EDIT - ah - found it... www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/5005019/20-ridiculous-complaints-made-by-holidaymakers.html
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# it was more arrogance
He was an American abroad. Everything in forrinland should be made compliant with US standards.

EDIT: FFS!!!

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Whack him about the head with a nice big atlas.
And tell him not to be such a cliche. Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I like the hairdresser one.
...and "no-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled".
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# um I know this may sound odd but
Is it wrong to assume that a random individual person is intelligent? Or is it better to suppose they are a fuckwit? Or somewhere in between?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I think something happens to the human brain on crossing the threshold of an airport, coach or ferry terminal...
causing otherwise sane, polite and rational people to degenerate into terminally ignorant and rude numbskulls.

Just a personal theory, but one which is gathering a significant body of evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# fucking hell..
these people really don't know they're born!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :(
was he American? or was he some other type of tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# To it was the American type tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# A sad ambassador to the stereotype of his nation.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Take all his dollars, and say that covers about 10% of the total charge

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# He'll probably try and pay the rest in Iraqi oil.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Take that too

and his stetson hat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# ..and he didn't even buy you a drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)