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# It's hard to know where to begin
I'm going back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Haha
whatever's happening, I think it should win that art prize that seems to enrage everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# it can't win, it's not cubism.
answer my question.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
# FUCK COCK BELLEND
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# This bogan doesn't know how to stop


Don't go back to bed, get a coffee and stay up!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Hehe
I learned a new word!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# For a more indepth description
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4

(you may have seen this before)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# HEY!
here in Canada macs were the bomb
not so much anymore however it would
be strange for me to see a brit try'n that!
(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# and for your next lesson:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9b8olu5ZG0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# golly
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# there are a couple of related skits in there too.
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# haha
"give your social life a sneaky reacharound"
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYtQM-7xQhg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)
# DO A SKID
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I WANT TO BUY A HOLDEN UTE, HAVE IT LOADED WITH NUTMEAT AND VB, THEN DO BURNOUTS ALL DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I'm seriously considering going to see Heath Franklin in May.
 
www.nzlive.com/en/nz-international-comedy-festival/heath-franklins-chopper-harden-the-fk-up-nz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# imagine living a country town surrounded by bogans
they are all here farm1.static.flickr.com/119/295165727_1cc15b766c.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# yeah I spent last weekend in Dunedin
 
mullets and buck teeth a-plenty
GOOD HONEST SIMPLE FOLK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Does the Kiwi Bogan dress the same as the Aussie Bogan?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)
# yes.
 
although I'm talking here about country folk - the urban variety is referred to on both sides of the ditch as a Westie. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I think our country folk are akin to their urban cousins.
I remember going into a country pub in a little town called Dungog. I went in, then went back out
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# COCK BLOCK A LOO BOP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# *filenames*
makes much more sense now
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)
# imagine if wham! had tourette's in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# "wake me up before you FUCK OFF..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# CHOOSE APE-FUCKING YOU CUNTWIPE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# HAHA - I think George Michael already has
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# imagine how the other guy who no-one remembers feels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# NEANDERWHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Didn't he kill himself?
I know I would if I was in Wham.

*wikis*
The majority of his spare time is taken up by golf ...
Same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# "..strangling animals, and masturbating."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I thought that was Alexei Sayle's gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# i've got two hands, i can strangle alexei sayle while i give him a handjob.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# IT'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Funky signs, funky parts and funky man = WOOFUNKINGYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)