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# What a way to go though
I'd love to be killed by a light sabre
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# a parachute not opening
that's the way to die... being crushed by the giant 'O' of an Odeon sign, that's a way to die... representing your country in Beach Volley Ball, that's a good death!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# or having sex with the chick in 'species'
remember that back in the days
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I like the Odeon one...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Our Prof
has a wonderful way with words
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yeah - that's a personal favourite
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# FOR SALE: one parachute, unopened, slightly stained.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D

ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That's a good 'un!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I always thought a heart attack aged 70
at the peak of an orgy with twelve playboy models would be quite good.

Oh and happy Profday, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This ^ also has a strange appeal.
I can't quite work out why...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :D
Hef' must be close to popping his clogs by about now - you should audition to take up his mantle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Maybe he feeds on young ladies to prolong his life...
...like Andrew Lloyd Webber.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# probably
he appears to like them vigerous

www.theage.com.au/news/lifeandstyle/people/hefs-teenage-twins-busted-for-battery/2008/10/17/1223750300737.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *Fills in online forms*
I can't help but feel this position will be more oversubscribed than that Ozzie Island caretaker job.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# he's into his 80s...
it can't be too long now -- and play boy will need a figure head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)