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# uh-oh
Please allow me to pimp this from last night please thank you.

www.b3ta.com/board/9308092

ning /board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic

"Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I love that old lady.
"Jus hang loose, blud. She gon catch ya up on da rebound on da med-side."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
This entire page is making me lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# You ever seen a grown man naked?
Edit: yes, it's superb stuff. I drew upon a lot of that for the image, obviously.

Truly classic movie. I think I may have to watch it again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I've seen a naked man grow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Do you hang around gymnasiums?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# yeah - it's dangerous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# "Dumbass ain't got no brains anyhow"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha Airplanelols yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yay
I knew I should have posted it in the dayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ningles you hat stand mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha. The stuff I miss here when I'm sleeping / working / wanking is fucking criminal.
Will the madness never stop?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Never.
I have a similar problem, but I tend to deal with it by staring into middle-distance while wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Ah, the thousand yard wank.
I think there was an Indie band called that once.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# does the chorus of their greatest hit go something like
I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank while and I stare into middle-distance I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank etc?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I believe that's featured in the coda to the 'Pee Wee Herman Onanism Dub Remix'.
Also: INDIE SCHMINDIE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that gets a big chuffin' click :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# :D
I had a feeling it might have been particularly to your tastes*

* - I had a feeling I should do it quick before you do it better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# there's still the sequel...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Just kidding!
Blanks!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
I had considered trying to work that into the card somehow, but I thought it might be too tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!
I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Chorus: IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I did indeed enjoy tha!
And if we're all being pearoasting slags...

www.b3ta.com/board/9306990

The post that has finally displaced the worst picture I have ever made from being my most popular!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# haha that's brilliant
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ^this

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This has been my most popular post for years!
www.b3ta.com/board/7825529

Can you see why I'm glad to see the back of it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# haha yes.
have the death-threats lessened now?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Oh yes they went away very quickly...
It's just the personal chagrin of the most slapdash creation I've ever made lurking on the top of my popularity list that's been grating in the interim...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# that's fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)