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# EGG!
What?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# look, fucker! it's 2:40 on a friday afternoon. My blood alcohol is way below normal
I have 2 more hours left of work before I can even think about leaving. So take the fucking egg, alright!

just take it... make something of it. pretend it's funny to you and just smile... ok? OK?? Is that too much to ask?

*slits wrists*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# On the East coast of the US, eh?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# West Coast Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/visits grave of The Notorious B.I.G. and shoots up the flowers
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hmmm. I can't count.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ooh M3
Your butch outburst is making my giblets wibble!
*Fans self*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i read that as 'giblets wide'
and thought for a moment you were being remarkably overt

which was a shock
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Once in a while I do make a remarkably overt comment
but I don't think I'm due for the next one for a while yet.
I do love using the word "giblets" though as it is quite descriptive and naughtily rude.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# isn't it a chicken's throat?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I think that's a part of what's called giblets
I think it's the pieces of a chicken that aren't usually eaten, like offal.
When I was young they were kept in the chicken's front bottom, in a plastic bag, and were boiled to make chicken stock.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ahhh! so that's what does it for you.... right!
erm...

Make me some chips!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# 'k
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
*marries*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# No! Fuck you man!
I'm a vegan thing alright?!?!?!?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# how would a vegan know where to buy Ostrich eggs eh? eh? eh?

I say you are an imposter Sah!

GIBLETS AT DAWN!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# how wide are they?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# this big
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# COR
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# sure they aint this big?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Vegans can read you know!
You comestablist!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)