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# I haven't been on a plane in a good few months,
but I am pretty sure the buckles don't actually say push when you are meant to pull them ;)
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# pretty good shop there eh?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# GIANT MUTANT STRAWBERRY TJ!!!

with objects for size reference.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That toothbrush looks like it's been in bad places
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# What? Slough and Wales?
It's got one of those fucking useless tongue cleaners on it.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# and some vaseline
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No that's just on my butt plug.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I remember a doctor once telling me "don't rub the tongue as it can cause trauma"
make of that, what you will
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# What?
Even if it's in my sandwich?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *ESPECIALLY* if it's your sandwich
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Its all bollocks, just another marketing scheme
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Re you implying its been contaminated by Riverghost's "Reggae Reggae sauce"?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Who's this Riverghost person? Is he like riverghost?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I thought it was
Rectal Rectal Sauce.

I guess reggae makes slightly more sense.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Would 'eat it with cream' surfice?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# cream hammers!
:D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I wish the air hostesses had pull written on the though:)
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Depends which airline.
Virgin and BA, yeah, prolly.

Easyjet? Get fucked!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ralph fiennes banged a qantas hostie a couple of years ago. christ what an uggo she was.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# poor guy,
and that's unfortunate for Raplh too.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that's so australian*
"hostie"

no doubt on the "planie"

flying to the airportie

:D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ha!
Those crazy Criminalies :D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hostie = Trolley Dolley
Fact.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# trollie dollie
:D
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Instead of the stewards.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)