Aircraft death lols
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( , Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
According to science, aircraft safety belt buckles are often pushed by panicking people, thus dooming them.
I saw it on horizon so it must be true!
I saw it on horizon so it must be true!
From the Wrongstructions challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)
( , Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
Erm. WHat did you actually photoshop there?
I also think that the fact that the plane is plummeting to earth at terminal velocity is probably more directly involved with their impending doom.
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:49,
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I haven't been on a plane in a good few months,
but I am pretty sure the buckles don't actually say push when you are meant to pull them ;)
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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What? Slough and Wales?
It's got one of those fucking useless tongue cleaners on it.
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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I remember a doctor once telling me "don't rub the tongue as it can cause trauma"
make of that, what you will
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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Re you implying its been contaminated by Riverghost's "Reggae Reggae sauce"?
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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I thought it was
Rectal Rectal Sauce.
I guess reggae makes slightly more sense.
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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I guess reggae makes slightly more sense.
Depends which airline.
Virgin and BA, yeah, prolly.
Easyjet? Get fucked!
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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Easyjet? Get fucked!
ralph fiennes banged a qantas hostie a couple of years ago. christ what an uggo she was.
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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that's so australian*
"hostie"
no doubt on the "planie"
flying to the airportie
:D
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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no doubt on the "planie"
flying to the airportie
:D
Thanks
I'll take it as a giant compliment that my photoshopping is seamless!
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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:)
I can obviously see it now that I have finjished my second bacon muffin with reggae reggae sauce:)
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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Nah,
it's after it's crashed, and you've got to rapidly exit a burning aircraft
I was watching a program yesterday about a 747 which took 30 minutes to crash, and then the survivors weren't reached until 14 hours later. That must've been shit
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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I was watching a program yesterday about a 747 which took 30 minutes to crash, and then the survivors weren't reached until 14 hours later. That must've been shit
hey you whats happening with the l4d night..
you got some steam names yet?
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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To be honest matey,
I don't think I can make it :( - unless we make it earlier on, say 6pm?
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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awwwww maaaannnn
u organised it lol
u should just delete it then as only me and rebel biscuit seem to have steam names to set this up anyway
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:56,
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u should just delete it then as only me and rebel biscuit seem to have steam names to set this up anyway
If it took that sodding long
You could have waited for it to get near the ground and step off at your leisure!
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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I can't see any pictures!!
It's like being on/talk!
ARRRRGGGHHH
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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ARRRRGGGHHH
Surely in a plane they do fuck all anyway
unless you hit something on the runway.
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Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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