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[challenge entry] Aircraft death lols
According to science, aircraft safety belt buckles are often pushed by panicking people, thus dooming them.
I saw it on horizon so it must be true!

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(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Erm. WHat did you actually photoshop there?
I also think that the fact that the plane is plummeting to earth at terminal velocity is probably more directly involved with their impending doom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I haven't been on a plane in a good few months,
but I am pretty sure the buckles don't actually say push when you are meant to pull them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# pretty good shop there eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# GIANT MUTANT STRAWBERRY TJ!!!

with objects for size reference.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That toothbrush looks like it's been in bad places
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# What? Slough and Wales?
It's got one of those fucking useless tongue cleaners on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# and some vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No that's just on my butt plug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I remember a doctor once telling me "don't rub the tongue as it can cause trauma"
make of that, what you will
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# What?
Even if it's in my sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *ESPECIALLY* if it's your sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Its all bollocks, just another marketing scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Re you implying its been contaminated by Riverghost's "Reggae Reggae sauce"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Who's this Riverghost person? Is he like riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I thought it was
Rectal Rectal Sauce.

I guess reggae makes slightly more sense.
(Fidoh, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Would 'eat it with cream' surfice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# cream hammers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I wish the air hostesses had pull written on the though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Depends which airline.
Virgin and BA, yeah, prolly.

Easyjet? Get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ralph fiennes banged a qantas hostie a couple of years ago. christ what an uggo she was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# poor guy,
and that's unfortunate for Raplh too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that's so australian*
"hostie"

no doubt on the "planie"

flying to the airportie

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ha!
Those crazy Criminalies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hostie = Trolley Dolley
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# trollie dollie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Instead of the stewards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# the plummet doesn't do very much. it's the mandatory landing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks
I'll take it as a giant compliment that my photoshopping is seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :)
I can obviously see it now that I have finjished my second bacon muffin with reggae reggae sauce:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Nah,
it's after it's crashed, and you've got to rapidly exit a burning aircraft

I was watching a program yesterday about a 747 which took 30 minutes to crash, and then the survivors weren't reached until 14 hours later. That must've been shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hey you whats happening with the l4d night..
you got some steam names yet?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# To be honest matey,
I don't think I can make it :( - unless we make it earlier on, say 6pm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# awwwww maaaannnn
u organised it lol

u should just delete it then as only me and rebel biscuit seem to have steam names to set this up anyway
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I know, I'm shit
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# If it took that sodding long
You could have waited for it to get near the ground and step off at your leisure!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I can't see any pictures!!
It's like being on/talk!
ARRRRGGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# They've appeared now!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Surely in a plane they do fuck all anyway
unless you hit something on the runway.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# They stop you falling out of your seat,
whilst your seat is falling to the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Well, turbulence can get pretty bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)