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# MORE FUCKING BALCONY


You've made a man get in trouble now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Shit, he gonna fall
Like off a building in mirrors edge or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Its ok there's another balcony underneath him
(MORE BACLCONYS)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# OH OK, So it's like assasins creed then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That balcony will result in PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Well I think the firemen who he thought were coming to save him were actually strippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Every building should have a 'fucking' balcony
Just don't let the hose spit over the side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Not the most appropriate time to need a shite.
Small TJ: Anyone got any ideas on a fancy dress costume for April Fools?
I was thinking assasinated JFK, but that's a bit boring.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden?
Jade Goody?
Jesus?
Grow quickly or wear a goatee+moustache and pretend to be your evil twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nice ideas but I think
1. Done to Death
2. Marketed to Death
3. Nailed to Death
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Max Clifford on a recruitment campaign?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# And I could alternate as Alistair Darling
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# A bloody sanny towel?
A used condom?
The 2 kids from the cadburys advert
Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Fritzl has got to be the easiest one
Blue folder. Suit. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, yeah, that
Or a scale model of his basement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
All the other people I've thought of are black.
Don King, Stevie Wonder, Robert Mugabe, Nelson Mandela, OJ Simpson, Obama, Tina Turner, Gary Coleman. Where are the white people?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Ive done tina turner before
It was fun

Pain in the arse to de-black afterwards
But my mate went as Ika and pretended to beat me all night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Epic.
I could go as Whitney and wipe flour on my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I was completely black
But I tried to clean it off when I got back
Shower turned black afterwards
Then I went out skiing looking like david dickinson due to not being able to get it off.

Black-drag is always a great option
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha
My mate went as the Lion from The Wizard of Oz once, He caked himself in so much yellow makeup he looked jaundiced for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's the problem with colouring in the face, you generally can't get it off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# White's not too bad, you just look slightly ill.
I went as a Polar Bear one time (white head to toe) and every photo of me looked like I'd been photoshopped in really badly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "That blue folder is absolutley un put-downable"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# You could put a straw thought the hole in it
drinking problem solved :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Jade Goody and Fritzl did cross my mind,
I must admit.
Have you seen the Sanitary towel guy?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# One of my mats went as a "period" on ski social last year
I'll try and find a picture

If that works
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
I fancied going as the twin towers but I've not got a +1

Edit: hahaha but it just looks like he spilt pizza on his duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Haha!
You need +3 tho

2 towers and 2 planes :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# For ultimate reenactment fun.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# father christmas with a big white stain on his trousers
if anyone asks, you came early this year
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# QUICK!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Broken sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# oooohahhahahh hha broken sword
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# he has a really good face
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks there =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)