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# Fucking ceiling cars again!


I see stuff when I wake up, sometimes for a minute or so. I've seen this little bastards on 2 occasions now, about 6 months apart. I wake up then watch them rally-up and drive back into a black square in the ceiling. About 5 of them. This is a photoshop of what I see.

Little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# what do you consume beforehand?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# it's not related to the consumption of anything
quite possibly a naturally high level of DMT. I get both Hypnagogia and Hypnapompia, this is related along those lines.

I've seen all sorts of weird things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# ceilcat flaps?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I was thinking of
laying down some traffic lights that i can switch to red remotely, that would fuck them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ....where are the cars?
*looks confused*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# well they aren't "real"
It's a mild hallucination caused when I wake up. I've seen these on the ceiling.

If you mean, "where in the pic", then the little grey things with lights on the front and tank stylee tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# why do you have a cat flap on your ceiling?
edit : damn the time is wrong on b3ta - waaah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
the hole is part of the hallucination ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# oh right
...do you have 4 little windows? (to my untrained eye... it looks like when you look at something reallky bright and when you close ur eyes you can still see it kinda thing... well if you have 4 little windows that is...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nope :)
I've seen whole people walking about before. It's not an illusion of light, it's down to brain chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# just checking
have you tried eating lots of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# to make it more intense?
haha, stress brings it on more. One time, even freakier, I saw my brother wearing a white suite, he stood there and looked at me, then went and stood by the wall and faded away. I had various dreams involving him that night too.

The next day I got a call quite early and turned out he was in hospital.

The brain is a weird thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Wearing a "white suite?" : /
(Good Penny, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hallucinations?
that's what they want you to think...

Also, on a !related note, grats to Jenson Button and Brawn GP :)
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# shh i've not watched it yet
la la la i'm not listening
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'VE SEEN IT!!! THERE ARE MOTOR CARS
THERE ARE CRASHES!!
THERE IS A WINNER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# aww man you've just ruined it :(
dammit! now i gotta goto work - bye bye b3ta, save me some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# he speaks truths
also, the BBC coverage looks to be much better than ITV already, eddie jordon is great
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I got channel 10 coverage...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You are a bad man
Glad I stayed up to watch/ fall asleep through it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
4 cans of relentless are keeping me awake... although just worked that out as almost 1000 calories ha
(tool, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# And you get that for free?
*envies*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)