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# It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# get out
*points towards France*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This^^^^
Cricket is the 3rd best sport of all time after Curling and Fencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Curling is only good if you use monkeys.
Fencing is ok.
Cricket = Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Wrong!
Dry stone walling is the best sport ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they do that in France too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they play cricket there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Badly
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# They invented it acording to Lord Stephen of Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I've been to France before.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# !
France is fucking awesome! for all sorts of reasons (food, people, wine, people, wine, government, women, wine and wine).

Also - after giving birth the state provides women with a) hired help like a nanny who does housework etc b) state imposed pelvic floor exercises.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that would explain the lower proportion of gunts in france compared to the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# on the other hand
chiropractic is in the same league as black magic

and no fucker can ever use their indicators properly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Anything that involves hitting a ball
isn't worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that leaves darts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Swimming, Trampolining...
Trampolining is only good if you take part.
Unless someone breaks their neck, then it's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Horse Riding for you then
Horse lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No.
Just, no.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# trampolining is not a sport
I refuse to accept this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It is if you cross it with darts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# where is there a pub with the
ceiling height to allow this to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# France
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# My local has very high ceilings.
Also, The White Elephant in Northampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Does that include wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Definately.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)