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# 'Waaaark!'

- Powerful words from Kjeldsen,
and something for his fellow golfers to take into account for the next game.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# He just done a shit in the seventeenth hole
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# he done a turd in the third
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That is quite clearly the foot of a water bound bird
such as a dick or a goose.

No water bound bird makes a Caw Caw sound. You fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# FUCK YOU
encarta.msn.com/media_461516569_761561510_-1_1/flamingo.html
Flamingo noises.
How do I even spell that noise?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I don;'t know.
But you should definitely put a donk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ghaaak whaaaaak
No, I can't do it. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# What does that mean?
*googles*

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

JUNIOR SPESH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

PHENOMENON! STRAIGHT COCKNEY!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# like i said
*despairs*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# No!
They are all the future of music!

Along with Afrikan Boy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ...
...oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Bloody encarta, bankrupting encyclopaedia Britannica
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Wow...I remember getting an Encarta CD-ROM with my first win95 pc.
Haven't heard of them since.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ^Exactly this.
Edit: Actually I think it might have been '98 for me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Aye,
I had Encarta 98. So advanced at the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# My dick isn't water bound
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# "DUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I don't like cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I would have continued
but everyone else beat me to it

It's the Monday Afternoon B3ta Sing-Along!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# There was a time, many moons ago,.
where myself and Archie recited the whole of Magic Dance by David Bowie in Brian text. Those were the days. No ClanSoul at all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oh Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# get out
*points towards France*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This^^^^
Cricket is the 3rd best sport of all time after Curling and Fencing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Curling is only good if you use monkeys.
Fencing is ok.
Cricket = Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Wrong!
Dry stone walling is the best sport ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they do that in France too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they play cricket there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Badly
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# They invented it acording to Lord Stephen of Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I've been to France before.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# !
France is fucking awesome! for all sorts of reasons (food, people, wine, people, wine, government, women, wine and wine).

Also - after giving birth the state provides women with a) hired help like a nanny who does housework etc b) state imposed pelvic floor exercises.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that would explain the lower proportion of gunts in france compared to the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# on the other hand
chiropractic is in the same league as black magic

and no fucker can ever use their indicators properly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Anything that involves hitting a ball
isn't worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that leaves darts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Swimming, Trampolining...
Trampolining is only good if you take part.
Unless someone breaks their neck, then it's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Horse Riding for you then
Horse lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No.
Just, no.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# trampolining is not a sport
I refuse to accept this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It is if you cross it with darts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# where is there a pub with the
ceiling height to allow this to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# France
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# My local has very high ceilings.
Also, The White Elephant in Northampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Does that include wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Definately.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Golf is a 'game' for wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# "hitting a ball, then walking after it, then hitting it some more"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "sometimes picking up the ball and putting it in your pocket"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# holy fuck! its rudolf hess
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ...now showing on BBC Three
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha, shortly followed by
'This Isn't My House!' and 'Young People Are All Thick, Right?' (a shocking documentary about the head of programming for BBC3)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# heheheh
my new brother in law writes comedy for the BBC

he doesn't think Allo Allo is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Not even the Gendarme?!
Whats-her-face's face cracks me up every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# the tiny one that looks like the Moog?
it's the Germans that get me

Germans always make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Aye :D
I love the gendarme so much. SO much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# That gives me an idea....
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post396195
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
that was much more dismissive than I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Haha no it's Sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)