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# haha.
That's some nonsense right there.

( without the further qualification ^^)

I've just had 4 bacon butties with lashings of brown sauce. Mainly because I could not be bothered eating rabbit food :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I had bacon last night.
It went

toast
tea
tea
tea
easter egg
tea
tea
tea
tea
tea
bacon sandwich
tea


There might be a couple of missing teas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# You are a really shit jew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I could count the number of
cups of tea I have had this year on your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I've gone off coffee all of a sudden, makes me feel sick.
I'm not pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'm having coffee now.
It was that or wine. I'd really like a wine but I have to drive to London this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I have just finished my 6th tea of the day
and am not allowed a seventh until four o'clock, as I'm bored of weeing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# There is a worrying amount
of lunch talk going on. Oh fuck, I didn't get transported to /talk when I wasn't looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Well all hell hasn't broken loose, so I'd say no.
Chocolate talk is good. Chocolate's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *blech*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'll have all your chocolate and cigarettes
and you can have all my...

all my....


italians. And... pocket watches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hah, i guess i'll have to have your coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# For now, yes.
I'll cry if I don't love it again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Get yourself
on the Mars panel.
I get sent free chocolates in the post and all I have to do is eat them and tick some multiple choice boxes on t'internet.

I had a new version of Maltesers last week. I suspect they are attempting to make them cheaper ( to them, not to us ) because hardly a one of them was round and 3 of them had nearly no chocolate on them. Which of course I told them, in their little comments box. After I had eaten them. All.

www.mars-panel.com
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# This is awesome, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# heheh
this may be the only advantage of living in Slough - Mars staff are always in the high street giving away their new products
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *signed up*
*sits by letterbox awaiting free mars bars*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)