My girlfriend told me yesterday that I am too thin because I always buy chocolate with holes in
This may well be true.
I am obviously ruining my appetite by filling up on holes.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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Just tell her you don't eat the holes
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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pft...
rednecksexytimelols
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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it's better for you, your system is getting more oxygen.
like with cigarettes
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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That sounds like something Gillian McKeith would say
'The oxygen will pass into the bowels and allow the green vegetables you have eaten to photosynthesise more effectively'.
Stupid bitch
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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she'd be right. it's black pudding - it's bad for you because your brain can't tell which is your blood and which is the pigs so it just stops caring
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:16,
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Hahahaha
I only eat fresh blood anyway
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:18,
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Swiss chocolate?
or chocolate that the mice have been at first?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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