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I like the term

flashing spazzbars

I would make it Flash Spazzbards though.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

Anyone want to join my band?

The Flashing Spazzbards. We'll have an album called 'Ikea'.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

Do we have to flash?

I've left my crotchless panties in an alternate universe

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

Are you bioluminescent?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

But i once pretended I was a glowstick to get into a rave undetected.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

Haveyou also tried impersonating a Big Fish, a Little Fish and a Cardboard Box?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

Funny you should say that

I haven't, but a big fish just walked past my window carrying a little one in a cardboard box

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

How bizarre

this should be shopped.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)

He has plenty of pairs to go round

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

THEY'RE ALL FOR ME. QUIT COVETING THEM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

I ONLY WANTED TO BORROW ONE FUCKING PAIR

IT WAS FOR A JOB INTERVIEW

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

Did someone say pears in crotchelss panties?

No? Oh well

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)

Oh my.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

You lie.

Those aren't crotchless panties.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)

Look at his eyes man

He's bloody CONFUSED. He's just woken up in the doorway of a nightclub in soho, and he doesn't even live in London! He's mental man, he doesn't know, he just doesn't know.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

So bloody confused.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

Does the song Ikea go:

"I'll fuck your kids in another dimension,
In Cyrogenic suspension."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)

Yeah - over the rippin' jug solo.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)