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# We just had a powercut, so I did a thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# He IS well hung.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Thursday Next
Are you Jasper Fforde?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I love his books.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# So do I
It is odd reading the Nursery Crime ones, as they are based where I live. Can wait to read his new one, where the class system is based on what colours and how many you can see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I liked those best
the fourth bear is very good.

Thursday Next went a bit weak in the middle, but First Among Sequels is coming along nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I need to get back to reading them, my head isn't in a reading mood at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I organise a Jasper Fforde ffiesta in Swindon now and again
He asked me to (it's a long story). You should come. It's not a convention, it's much much more surreal and funny than that.

edit: Have a link www.ffordeffiesta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Remind me nearer the date or when the tickets go on sale
I will consider it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# The next one takes place in 1985
well it's actually in 2010, but we are theming the whole thing as a 1985 event.

We will be staging "Hamlet - Prince of Zombies", which features the classic line "To Not To Be, Or To Not To Not To Be - That Is The Question"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Eh, wah, wuh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Books
Bloody excellent books
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Was there a person called clive in these books then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# There was a Swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# which is a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# The Thursday Next books are based in Swindon
I think there is a Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He has a birthday cake for a hand.
That is a silly.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Got a light ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck
Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# If I find out you /board people have stolen our Cronk, there'll be hell to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# COME BACK TO US CRONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Yup, we're angry and not afraid to show it.
If Cronk does stop by here, just link him to /talk please. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# GET BACK HERE CRONK
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Bring back I Love Horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Please give us a description
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Trust me, he needs no description.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF CRONK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# You people are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF CRONK
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# CRONK GAVE US BACK I LOVE HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Cronk is eight solid foot of sheer awesome.
You will know when you are in the presence of Cronk.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I NEED CRONK.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He said you lot were touching him in places he didn't like.
He feels safe here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Life without Cronk is bitter and empty
Return to us, oh Cronk
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# There's very few people left in employment in Swindon
I should think even as a deputy dog his days are numbered
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)