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# Oh dear sweetie
Your Topshop Bandana has slipped off in front of all those cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ...to reveal
Bono, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# What a tool, eh?
ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# He's apparently "showing it to the man"
Since replacing the windows is really causing them to rethink the way they do business
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Nobody's done what I suggested yet.
Which is tie up all the MPs and force them to re-enact stingray even though nobody's watching. We'll occasionally check on them and if they're not re-enacting, we'll electrocute them.

Im not sure what it'd solve, I just think it'd be a lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Anything can happen in the next half-hour!
Fuck, yeah! I like this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# \o/ me for PM still?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# natch, honey...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You can be minister for shirts, peegs and anything else you want.
Dixy shall be minister of pants and Germany. YES. I'm going to own it, I've decided. We shall invade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Well, that's that sorted.
Why are they spending all this money on a bloody conference, they should have just come and asked us.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I know, it's ridiculous.
I could have this all sorted out in a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# \o/
I decree that all conferences and governmental meetings shall be held in pants only

I mean, there must be *some* sexy politicians out there, right?

Right? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# There will be when I've got a whole new cabinet
and all of the current ones are being in Stingray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
Is that the puppet show, or will they be writhing about on the floor pretending to sting Australian wildlife enthusiasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D the puppet show
they'll be writhing if we electrocute them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *prays that it's the former*
Gordon Brown as Troy Tempest!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# "How to look good while protesting" - a spin off show of "How to look good naked"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Indeed
Don't forget to wear your sweatshop-stitched trainers when out and about, sweeties!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That's why we should all PROTEST NEKKID!!!
Stick it to the man by collective wang waving (ladies do the best you can, or improvise)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I'd like to see a bunch of naked protesters trying to put in a shop window by banging their erect willies against them
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Pretty sure you would see very little damage to street fixtures and fittings
if it was done this way
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# No damage done, but lots of fun had
This is the way all protests should be
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# And police would be spreading superglue everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yes, but you're not allowed to watch that video *every* day, you know that.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ; )
lip
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I guess that's payback for calling you an FP whore :D
It made me LOL also ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Always beware of the strikethrough.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
You did finish up all your spinach, didn't you?

Down you get, and you can sit on the sofa, too - as a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# YAY
*assumes the sofa position*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)