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# Sugar Rush Squits.
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "Is this forEVER?"
hahah, nicely sir.

Edit: What would self-employed involve?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Giving yourself the same euro you found in the drawer
again and again every time you make a cup of tea.

That's what MY self employment would be, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# getting to do your own finances. That's the least fun bit of it. (or you can sign up with an umbrella/PYE company)
you get fewer benfits, rarely paid holidays (as a freelancer)

but, it's very well paid, you get to meet a lot of people, get to travel about, and the work can be really interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# or you could hire other self-employed people to do your paperwork for you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# or your bean-counting wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# then you'd have to do all teh paper work for empoying them
I guess you could just employ someone to do that lot too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# No paperwork
They're self-employed, they do it themselves. They just send you a bill.

It's how I do it, because paperwork makes me go allzzzzzzzz...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Me drawing lots of comics and then flogging them online.
I think I'm getting a handle on the tax laws....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I have two easter eggs waiting for me when I get home
I plan to nyom at least one of them up after my dindins of faggots and peas.

Mmmm, am drooling at the prospect of having a faggot in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ahem

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# She might look alright if she had an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ewww :/
Never.

On a somewhat connected, but equally wrong note- I saw a recent photo of madonna's daughter earlier, she's certainly growing fast and has taken all of the right looks from her ma...and then I noticed her general physique.
Now, I know she's still only a kid, and kids can be pretty lanky, but her arms look like a bloody anorexic's!

Madonna is hardly a skinny bitch by design, and nor is her father...so, wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nope
not enough meat on that faggot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You should have sneaked out a copy of "Mire Mare" from your former employer
Then eBay it. Set for life.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# EAster eggs at poundland!!!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# awsomness!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)