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Jebus Crunts, that is some tan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I know, still it isn't as bad as Dickensons. Some times he is black, so black, that if he stood next to a black man you would think that the black guy is anaemic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's not a tan.
That's clearly just very prolonged necrosis.

We can only assume voodoo is somehow keeping him animate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# there is probably a midget inside him working the controls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D Valentino.
His boyfriend's just like him, except a few years younger and a few shades lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# must look like a pair of strange looking tall case clocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mmmm, maybe someone should draw a clock face on their faces
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i thought you said "MY boyfriend's just like him"
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# No, he's much blacker than my half black wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You mean
this guy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hah, no.
He has the frenchest name ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Jean Paul Oheeoheoh?
*has no idea how to phoneticise that*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh-bear-zho-nwa.
zh being a soft J.


And the first name's Rene*. I've seen all the episodes of Boston Legal, they've burnt it into my head.

*now I'm second-guessing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# shouldn't he be running around, double-slapping peoples faces and then shouting "You've been tango'd!"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oooo
i like that hathaway lass.

She purdy - and from the look of that pic, has large chebblers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha I could have used him in this!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)