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# Very nicely done
I've got a sexy new phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# is it shaped like boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Does it vibrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Of course it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# does it make and receive phone calls?
... because I've seen people fall down at this hurdle before now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# then you have chosen wisely
and shall be rewarded

*unbuttons shirt*

LOOK AT MY BELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *mwa*
if it's a fuzzy belly, especially mwa. Nothing better than a fuzzy mantummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# well,
as it happens, the answer is yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Pffft, silly man
Who the hell uses their phone for that sort of thing these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I can SSH into my UbuntuBox
at home through mine... I have never and will never do that... but I could if I wanted to and I constantly left my computer switched on...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# o_O
that legal?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I live on the wild side
... of LiNuX
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# can it make cups of tea and dispense jaffa cakes?
(edit: in fact, I'm going to DEMAND they make phones that can, damnit!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# No, but even YOU don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I've mastered tea making, and after the gene therapy and McVittyfication, I will be able to dispense jaffa cakes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)