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# I've always loved conspiracy theorists.
They take a tiny piece of 'evidence', which can actually sometimes be plausible and persuasive, and push it to the point that just makes them look like dumbasses.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# The "evidence" is usually just an unanswered question
followed by a leap of logic that requires more gullibility than does the "orthodox" explanation.

Most conspiracy theories could not stand up to the theorists own logic if scrutinized in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# well then how did the world come to be?
it must of been a God that made it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# must HAVE
// jumping from popular internet argument #7 to #3
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# I fiercely stand by my inaccuracies
and accuse you of heathendom for not accepting them as your own.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# If you're posting that from a Windows system, your opinion is invalid.
/#4
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Your all gay.
#26
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# the real conspiracy is that
oh.. hang on, guy in a suit at the door.



There's no conspiracy, everything is GREAT!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Can you imagine what it's like watching a film like They Live with them?
They would just be sitting there nodding intently throughout the entire thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Even during the obscure fight scene that starts because HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# that's what you get for casting a wrestler in your films
tis a good fight scene though :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Fucking best fight scene ever.
"WEAR THE GLASSES."
"I'M NOT FUCKING WEARING THE GLASSES!"
*FIGHT*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Erm...actually...
I did. I've worked in finance for so long that the plot of They Live is the only plausible explanation to me.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# :D
I find I shake my head erraticly while watching films as I find the wobbling screen adds a sense of "realism" and "urgency" to the experience
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It rarely is *evidence*, though. And that's the problem.
e.g. I love the way that complete amateurs can immediately become experts in any field. Identify the turbofan from a cruise missile via your parent's internet connection? Yeah - no problem.

Tossers.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# One of my favorite cartoons has Bush and Colin Powell in the Oval Office
Bush explains his plan for the 9/11 attacks and Powell says "But what if some college kid with Photoshop zooms in on the photos and sees the bombs on the plane?"

Bush panics and calls the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# FFS, WAT ABOWT BIDLIN 7 U DIKS
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