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# .
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I don't give a shit
Why can't you just live your life, instead of doing all this shit, that no one cares about.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)
# pssst



I think this is his life.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I can't be doing with his/her/it/alien posts
so on ignore it goes
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Shirley if they were Italein posts
there would be big earthquakes and everything?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# yay I can insult you here and you wont see it
mooowahahahaa

you smell.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# get off my status
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# it is mine to frottage till I stain the inside of my trousers
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# *moons Earl*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# *gets camera tele lens*
Nope, not going to work
*gets wide angle lens*
Thats better
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# *shakes dangleberries*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# now I am going to have to put the polarising lens on
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I would ignore him, but the hilarity that ensues from people mocking him is priceless.
It's the reason I'm tempted to unignore clansoul.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Clansoul is worth unignoring
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Is clansoul that much of a prick?
I've never seen him do anything that annoying, but some people seem to really dislike him.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# He's tedious, and he makes such a big deal out of me ignoring him that it's quite entertaining
If he's simmered down and stopped being so whiney and childish about every little thing, I'd be tempted to give him another go
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# you are going to have a long wait
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# He doesn't do it as often anymore,
but he still acts the knobber rather often.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I bet he will see this post and make a massive deal about how I'm a prick and I'm ignoring him because he's trying to be nice.
He's stuck so far up his own ass that it's hilarious sometimes.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Were you the one he had a go at for photoshoping his picture?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# We all used to do that!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I don't know, probably something as petty as that.
Then when everyone points out that he's being a knob for throwing such a hissy fit he goes HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY, I'VE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THE WHOLE TIME. I REALLY GOT YOU GUYS, HUH. HAHAHAHA. just to try and "fit in"
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well, yes.
However, up to the point at which he actually went off on one at me, I hadn't actually shopped a pic of him at all. I did afterwards though :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Haha.
He brings it upon himself, then bitches and moans that IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Fuck it.
It was this pic that got him all het up.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURE.
QUIT FUCKING WHINING, CLANSOUL.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# My point exactly!
He then forced me into this scathing attack on his personal nature!

*awaits Earl Otterby to post his pic*

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# CLANSOUL IS COOL!...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He's intolerable.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i like clansoul but i think he should cut his hair
(yes I had long hair, he should listen to something or other, i wasn't really listening - hey look a cake! *nom nom nom* what? oh yeah... get a hair cut ya hippy :p
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I ignored Catnipppp for a while
But all he's (she's?) really done is reconfirmed my opinions of conspiracy theorists and use my reason to prove him wrong, even if only to my own satisfaction.

Granted, this might not be the forum for such things...BRING ON THE SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!!!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I've always loved conspiracy theorists.
They take a tiny piece of "evidence", which can actually sometimes be plausible and persuasive, and push it to the point that just makes them look like dumbasses.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# The "evidence" is usually just an unanswered question
followed by a leap of logic that requires more gullibility than does the "orthodox" explanation.

Most conspiracy theories could not stand up to the theorists own logic if scrutinized in the same way.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# well then how did the world come to be?
it must of been a God that made it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# must HAVE
// jumping from popular internet argument #7 to #3
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I fiercely stand by my inaccuracies
and accuse you of heathendom for not accepting them as your own.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# If you're posting that from a Windows system, your opinion is invalid.
/#4
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Your all gay.
#26
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# the real conspiracy is that
oh.. hang on, guy in a suit at the door.



There's no conspiracy, everything is GREAT!

:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Can you imagine what it's like watching a film like They Live with them?
They would just be sitting there nodding intently throughout the entire thing.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Even during the obscure fight scene that starts because HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# that's what you get for casting a wrestler in your films
tis a good fight scene though :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Fucking best fight scene ever.
"WEAR THE GLASSES."
"I'M NOT FUCKING WEARING THE GLASSES!"
*FIGHT*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Erm...actually...
I did. I've worked in finance for so long that the plot of They Live is the only plausible explanation to me.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# :D
I find I shake my head erraticly while watching films as I find the wobbling screen adds a sense of "realism" and "urgency" to the experience
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It rarely is *evidence*, though. And that's the problem.
e.g. I love the way that complete amateurs can immediately become experts in any field. Identify the turbofan from a cruise missile via your parent's internet connection? Yeah - no problem.

Tossers.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# One of my favorite cartoons has Bush and Colin Powell in the Oval Office
Bush explains his plan for the 9/11 attacks and Powell says "But what if some college kid with Photoshop zooms in on the photos and sees the bombs on the plane?"

Bush panics and calls the whole thing off.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# FFS, WAT ABOWT BIDLIN 7 U DIKS
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# That hornball perv.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# FLUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# dnt b h8in'
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# i b dbl h8n, yo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# That'll teach 'em for growing non-EU-standard carrots
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# ^This^
Who wants straight bananas, anyway?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# You do know that they have got rid of those laws, now
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Curse them.*
I don't want no stinkin' straight banana foo'

*really couldn't care
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I couldn't care either
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Stephen Fry told me they never even existed
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# he says that to all the people he want to shag
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I have had that assertion confirmed in a dream
he was disappointed I was straight, the poor dear.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I imagine it was a Daily Mail prank or summat, too
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# forrins want your good valued english bananas to be filthy homosexuals
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahah eh?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# terror potatoes!
:/
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
this is a morris-esque phrase, truly.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You'd know the truth if you opened your eyes and did some research.
LOLDUMBFUCK
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# HIS EYES ARE OPEN. IT'S ALL THE SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD THAT ARE CLOSED MINDED AND NEED TO STOP THE RESEARCH AND JUST USE SOME FUCKING IMAGINATION.
WAKE THE FUCK UP, TTSSATTSR.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I HAVE RESEARCHED FOR HOURS EVERY DAY.
I KNOW THIS TO BE FACT. MY RESEARCH HAS GUIDED ME TO ANSWERS THE GOVERNMENT DON'T WANT US TO KNOW. WHEN WILL YOU REALISE THIS?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I'M SORRY, MY EYES MUST BE GLUED SHUT FROM ALL THE CHEMTRAIL CONTAMINANTS
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I have fashioned protective eyefoilhats. Anyone who does their research would do the same. Don't be so naive.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I like how it urges you to read the legislation
but gives no easy link for said legislation instead telling you what you should find wrong with it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You don't expect people to read things in CONTEXT do you?
Heavens no.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# no
only to be told they should and then given the reasons why so they don't have to do it themselves.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Conspiracy theorists thrive on unanswered questions
not facts and answers

*has not clicked link*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# There is a link, actually.
But I haven't read it and probably can't be bothered, so I can't comment
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# yes there's two links
they lead to search results

one of which doesn't exist any more.

EDIT: and the other one just links you to a summary of the bill rather than the bill in full after a bit of clicking.. but this could be me being a tard.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# And the other one finds what I assume is the relevant thing,
but I haven't really looked into it
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# it does
I've been a tard :D

I can now see why the senators don't read them though.

EDIT: I will emphasise the word easy in my original sentence changing my meanings to suit this eventuality and pretending this implication is what was meant all along.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# If they can't be arsed, I certainly can't.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# How many more times...
Purile arts community.

Not the place for pointless conspiracy which no one wants to know about, as we're here for art of a purile nature.

Like crudely drawn cocks. Everyone loves CDCs.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# So very sorry for the inconvenience of my humor art
now we return you to your normal diet of squirting cocks and darth vadar babbling while another photochopped dog head on a flapping bird scrolls by.

ta ta.

.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# HUMOR?!
HUMOR! WHAT!?

In a very real sense, conspiracy theorists have no sense of humor.

Even if there are government agents who are tracking your activities, I've no doubt that even they find you quite dull, and wish that they didn't have to...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hey come on
it makes me laugh, poor F'ing gardeners getting arrested for cabbages, sorry, but i am rolling on the floor here Redouche'

All this crap makes me laugh, i see what makes you laugh, it is childish penis jokes.


.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Excuse me,
why are you dragging me into this?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I don't remember you being called Redouche,
Mr. Sushi.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I seem to remember he referred to me by that name
once before :)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hmmm. I'm not sure what 'Redouche' refers to, either.
Maybe it is meant to be 'Redsushi', or perhaps he meant "touché"?

Oh well, he clearly hasn't heard of the term 'schadenfreude', either...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# That's more like it!
Hey, I liked your non-conspiracy art for what it's worth, and it's welcomed on this board.

We don't particularly care for links to stories such as those, however.

You're free to keep doing them for as long as the mods don't care, but don't expect a happy response.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I can make you a tazer
then you can shoot it at your head
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Yes we can appreciate you're 18 and think this is all new.
1) We have no liberties.
2) The world is run and controlled by plutocrats.
3) It as always been this wasy and always will.

Now do shut up there's a good chap.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Plutocrats, best of all the Russian Disney characters
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Plutocrats isn't a planet anymore.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Was Plutocrats ever a planet? No. It's not there. The government want us to believe it's there to keep us subdued.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
subdued sunburnt
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Mars is actually a factory for PESTICIDES.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# It is house
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# If he is indeed David Dees (which isn't in much doubt)
then he's probably older than 18.

I should really not know these things. Sigh.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Meh. It's a septic.
They've got less liberties than the rest of us. They just think they do as television tells them they have.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i want a glowing gun like the ladycop in the picture
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I want a ladycop.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# You can't say ladycop. That is politically incorrect.
It's ladypig!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# sorry, my fault
:)
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ladyfuzz.
Oh wait that's something else.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# easy to get
ask for the TASER

.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You are fucking amazing!
Do you sell any prints of your work?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I've found something that I think makes me look clever and as if I have my own opinion even though I'm using someone elses.
Can I pretent to look politically intelligent put making an image and posting a link to?

Power to the people!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# FREE TOOTING!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Prints for SALE
Come and get them, as many as you can carry, just make an offer, no offers refused, signed and numbered, any number you want, we love numerology, we love to sign things too.

Which piece do you need a print of?


what? the TURD monster?

pssst.

.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I liked the alien you did.
I believe in Aliens.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# None of these people are wearing hats
Clearly if you just stop being so closed minded and open yourself up to the love of hats deep down inside you. Open your heart to hats.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# food police?
fucking hell
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Your mother smells of elderberries
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Blackadder insults FTW :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# ....no
but close
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BUY FOOD...
...SAVE THE ECONOMY!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# POLICE
cunts the world over...*spits*
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# People get confused about the police being bad
it's people. People are cunts. some are fucking outrageously brutal and sadistic, some are only minorly so, and some get to the end of their tethers too soon and have a bad day at the office.

The copper who whacked that guy in the legs and pushed him over needs removing from the force as he clearly can't do the job right. But that doesn't mean the police are a bad thing.

If someone was threatening my family or trying to break in to my house I know I'd rather call the cops than try and arrange for a gang of mates to come and help out as quickly.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# It would have looked better for them if they'd investigated appropriately without needing videos to be released by the media.
I agree, it's the Policeman and not the Police at fault, although it also looks fairly bad for the Policemen who stood and watched an unprovoked assault.
If the officer is dealt with appropriately, and preferably criminally, the Police will look a lot better for it.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# apparently the police involved haven't come forward yet
which is inexcusable to say the least. Kick them out, make it clear that such action won't be tolerated. Then the police force is improved and the public is reassured.

/Jeremy Kyle blog
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# According to a 'news just in' thing on channel 4 news,
the bloke who beat him with a baton and pushed him over has now come forward, which is nice of him.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# i've not seen the beating with a baton bit - was it filmed?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# More or less caught by a channel 4 camera.
Fairly poor picture with people in the way, but it looks fairly convincing to me.
Here it is www.channel4.com/news/articles/uk/tomlinson+death+missing+moment/3076487
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
#
beating with a baton gave him a small smack on the leg with a baton
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Which is an acceptable thing to do to people walking away from you.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# but it was kind of my point,
i think the officer in question should be dealt with appropriately - but i'm fairly sure if i pushed someone over in a pub the worst that i'd get is a warning. he didn't actually kill the guy let's remember...
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# point is he's meant to keep a level head even after a days people shouting abuse at him and pushing him back
he didn't act fairly, he needs taking aside and making an example of to return balance to the force :D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# speak sense you do


(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# that would be an ideal outcome(except for the guys family)....
...but he'll probably just be moved to "backroom duties"...and a caution.If high ranking police are only intent on cover-ups,wrongful imprisonment,manipulating crime figures etc.then there's little any "good"cops can do except toe the line.Cops just seem intent on enforcing a stranglehold on ordinary folk.Laws come into force and no one even knows how.Lots of bad intent in the powers that be:(
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# We'll have to wait and see what happens.
Also, laws are made by politicians, the Police just enforce them. I think it's the politicians you want for manipulating crime figures, too.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ^this^
it's a shit job and you get the blame for other people making up the stats. If it was me I'd go crazy ape with a baton in an instant
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# you'll probably find that's where he came from
due to the numbers of rioters (and peaceful protestors) every copper had to step up that day and maybe he wasn't fully trained.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It's like satire
only seamier, and without any satire.

Wrong audience, weak joke, and half assed conspiracy.....yawn yawn yawn
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# well, that's what you get for messing with the neighbourhood housing association
:D
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# like i give a toss
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Nice shop. I've had a quick look at HR 875, and there seem to be legitimate concerns.
Sure it's the USA, but I believe legislation with similar effects on 'indie' seed production was passed in the EU several years ago.

It's pretty easy for big business to pull off, I suppose. People are far-removed from food production, and think rather little about how it works. It takes quite a publicity campaign to shed light on what goes on. The same happened (for example) with the use of sweat shops in the clothing industry -- for many years no-one knew and no-one cared.

I'm sorry your post's garnered such a hostile reaction. It's an obscure subject (apparently), and with many people not knowing the background I suspect sympathy for your point of view will be rare.
Edit: oh, and humour/light-touch really really helps. Check out Beau Bo d'Or's posts! Lots of us are just here for the funnies.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)