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(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# o helloo fred ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
I like this ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# heheh.
 
for some stupid reason my brain keeps going WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! today
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I have a similar issue but I think it's because I was up all night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Spanish Fly overdose?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# It's only an overdose if you have to go to hospital
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6938388
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I'm going to sit on my arse until after easter
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Lazy bastard!
*greens with envy of a mild sort*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# So you have a new job? Lucky bastard. ;)
/unemployed blog
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# check the date
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Argh!
But your employer recently made you redundant? Is that right?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# yes that is correct.
this is my second day with no job
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I was up til one o'clock baking a cake.
HOPEFULLY IT IS A DELICIOUS CAKE, IT SMELT GOOD TO ME BUT I WAS PRETTY WASTED AT THE TIME

SO THERE MAY BE SOME LITTLE BITS OF EGG SHELL IN IT MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I have cupcakes with cherry centers in the oven right now.
And I think I will make a chocolate icing to go on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I have no cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# last night I also bought about a hundred bucks worth of chocolate.
 
tonight I shall be getting the requisite bottles of vodka, creme de cacao, cherry brandy and sambuca.
fuck I love Easter
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I think I'll just be smoking up and playing videogames
also I'll be eating meat off swords tonight
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Spit roast?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Some tapas place that comes around with big swords of meat for everyone
I can't remember the name of the place right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# PABLO'S PORK SWORD PALACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# THAT THE PLACE FOR UNDERGROUND MUSLIMS
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# My niece informed me today that Jesus died on the cross.
I was inclined to call him a pussy.

Fucking easter.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# five days off work to just eat, sleep, drink, smoke and fuck
 
YEAH BABY YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# That sounds like fun. I shall try the same
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Easter Bunnies, Bloody Marys and Jesus Juice
my flatmate shall be making fresh buns.. I don't think I've ever had fresh buns at Easter, my mum could never be arsed.

also there's a bit of Baileys and butterscotch schnapps left so we can also do Black (or White) Russians, Cocksucking Cowboys, Slippery Nipples..
ha! just found some more shots with the same ingredients.
www.vodkarecipes.info/category/sambuca/
Hole in the Head, Silver Bullet and Russian Roulette now added to the non-Easter side of the menu. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# i love them all and I want them now
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Sugar shock and pre-DT shivers hoooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I like chocolate rabbits but I find it hard to bite their little faces off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Vicarious cake. (edit: Click for continued cake fun 175k)
cfb 175k
Gotta let them cool and eat my dinner before making the icing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Haha - Yes!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Makes a chane from Fritzel
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)