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# It isn't a hat if it isn't at a jaunty angle!
It is merely a covering!

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
the extent to which something is a hat is directly proportional to the jauntiness of the wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
EDIT: See?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS PROVES THINGS TO BE TRUE WITH LINES.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# what if you have a misshapen head?
my hat always looks jaunty when in fact its covering my abnormality
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# that's the Universe making things right again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Sounds like an evolutionary advance
The opposite sex shall swoon before you at your natural jauntiness.
Careful though, it might mutate into rakishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# DANGER!
CAD IS RAKISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# maybe evolution is growing me antlers
or a sexy unicorn horn
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well that would be rubbish,
as proven by the fact that Unicorns are extinct, and Narwhals are endangered!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)