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[challenge entry] it gets a bit predictable after a while

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(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# BRICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
I asked my mum what she wanted for her birthday, she said a book on dry stone walling. true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# There is only one artisan trade better than dry stone walling,
and it requires only one word!

THATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I am a dry stone waller,
All day I drystone wall
And of all the kind of walling
Dry stone walling's worst of all!

Thank you Pam Ayres, for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# you did it in teh wrong accent then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# But ironically,
A Vagabond used the right accent in his response. FREAKY FRIDAY THURSDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I think having Friday on a Thursday
is a sign of how efficient the Great British Public really is ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Too right!
You'd never get those lazy French bastards doing that! They would just strike or something. Lazy cheese eating surrender monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Le Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Pam Ayres is a wonder :D
Not as much as Philip Larkin though!

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# we can still have old-style hats though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# will you wear it at a jaunty angle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It isn't a hat if it isn't at a jaunty angle!
It is merely a covering!

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
the extent to which something is a hat is directly proportional to the jauntiness of the wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
EDIT: See?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS PROVES THINGS TO BE TRUE WITH LINES.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# what if you have a misshapen head?
my hat always looks jaunty when in fact its covering my abnormality
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# that's the Universe making things right again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Sounds like an evolutionary advance
The opposite sex shall swoon before you at your natural jauntiness.
Careful though, it might mutate into rakishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# DANGER!
CAD IS RAKISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# maybe evolution is growing me antlers
or a sexy unicorn horn
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well that would be rubbish,
as proven by the fact that Unicorns are extinct, and Narwhals are endangered!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha.
Piling up stones to make a wall? Now that truly is some quality skill. It takes more thought to flip burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Shut it you!
The secret is getting them to stay up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haha.
what? You mean the thing that gravity takes care of for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# OI LOVE MOI BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# heheheh
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# compo it!
oh you did. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Briiiiiicks
My face hurts. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# You really should stop apple-bobbing in sulphuric acid
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# sound advice, ^ right there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# No, it's all achy on the left.
Mainly my cheekbone (which is the cracked one)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# sounds like face ache to me
do you have all your wisdom teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# The bottom ones are about halfway through.
I don't know if I've got my top ones yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# sounds like you might be getting wiser
have some ibuprofen if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :-( there isn't any
and anyway, it's right at the front where my face crack is. Must be to do with that. I hope my eye doesn't fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ibuprofen would probably help
so if it gets worse send a minion to get some over lunch. If it persists consult your GP.

I'm sure your eye won't fall out - but just to be sure don't do any strenuous head banging or being very wide eyed and surprised.

I should be a doctor :D ... oh, wait - I'm going to be !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Are you? Luuuucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yup
start in September
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# not typing with your nose also helps :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# my dobber broke
when I was typing too enthusiastically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# meh
so does sex
woo yay and 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I like this very much

cleek
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ha, that'll teach me to take so long on mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)