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# having a rummage
in the cadbury alleyway
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# .
Poo-stabbing
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Rectal raiding...
Pillow biting..
Knob jockeying..
Shirt lifting..
turd burgling,
marmite mining,
uphill gardening,
shit stabbing,
carpet munching,
anal angling..

Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# you seem to have spent too long thinking about this...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# nope.
All courtesy of MadMich. My programmer. Cambridge graduate.

Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# public schoolboy was he?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Chutney
ferretting...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Um
/surreptiously moves away from Hugo
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# MEHEHEHEHHEE
ooops
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Turd
tapping.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I've always liked*
fart trapping
rider of the chocolate speedway
rectal raiding
captain of the brown wing squadron
and
poking the chocolate starfish

* Don't knock it till you've tried it ... anal sex is great!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# It's not for me
I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# My
interpretation of "Anal Sex is great" will depend on you be being male or female?
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# and mine
thereafter on 'giver or receiver'...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Well
said
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Stone or
sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# You don't *really*
want to know that do you?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# It
might help to clear matters up!
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ok then...
I'm a bloke, and i'm "versatile" - I like both options as does my boyfriend (which is kinda handy)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Ahhh
BumGay Assbandit it is then!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)