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[challenge entry] Euphemism Generator says -

'This weekend I'll be kicking the chocolate volvo!'
I didn't get it but had to have a go.
Damned unregistered crap!

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(Capt_Carl, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# i am stupid
and don't understand
(JBoom, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Sounds like another way of saying
'packing the poopy pipes'...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# having a rummage
in the cadbury alleyway
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# .
Poo-stabbing
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Rectal raiding...
Pillow biting..
Knob jockeying..
Shirt lifting..
turd burgling,
marmite mining,
uphill gardening,
shit stabbing,
carpet munching,
anal angling..

Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# you seem to have spent too long thinking about this...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# nope.
All courtesy of MadMich. My programmer. Cambridge graduate.

Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# public schoolboy was he?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Chutney
ferretting...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Um
/surreptiously moves away from Hugo
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# MEHEHEHEHHEE
ooops
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Turd
tapping.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I've always liked*
fart trapping
rider of the chocolate speedway
rectal raiding
captain of the brown wing squadron
and
poking the chocolate starfish

* Don't knock it till you've tried it ... anal sex is great!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# It's not for me
I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# My
interpretation of "Anal Sex is great" will depend on you be being male or female?
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# and mine
thereafter on 'giver or receiver'...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Well
said
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Stone or
sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# You don't *really*
want to know that do you?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# It
might help to clear matters up!
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ok then...
I'm a bloke, and i'm "versatile" - I like both options as does my boyfriend (which is kinda handy)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Ahhh
BumGay Assbandit it is then!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# or
traversing the marmite motorway
(iamnotanumber, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Thats what the euphemism generator came out with,
maybe its some reference to anal but i dunno.
(Capt_Carl, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# why volvo though?
It is intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# may be
it's a corruption of vulva?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ..
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# corrupted vulva
is a terribly common medical complaint...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Of course,
back in my day we called it
ruining the heat-seeking glass weasel.???????
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# hiding the glass cock
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I
have no idea what so ever i just hit the euphemism generator and that was the first thing that came out!
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# fart
knocker

I like.
(popey, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)