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# oooOOOooo
You've got a boyfriend.

*shuffles back to the playground*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha. i wish.
other than red sushi noone will have me.


just gotta work on getting him to leave fucking london, then spike his drink, rape him, then marriage and a mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
Have you tried the talkboard? They can't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha. i know.
i met one of them (vulga) in a pub in town completely randomly..i like it here more! vaguely more attractive men.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# And the good thing is they have the same taste in men as you do too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'd have you if I could.
But I went to Brighton once. It was well gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I went to Brighton once
I had toast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I went to Brighton once.
i didn't like it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# when?
edit: also lookie jeruie pooie!

i got new and fucking insane glasses
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/43205/1239564611/specs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Last week.
I went specifically to spite you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I heard they wouldn't let you in.
Said you were too camp:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Says the man with purple hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Blue/black thank you.
It's what all the decerning mows are sporting this Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Why have you got it then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Coz I'm hip, happening and down with the cool kids
unlike you you unhoopy frood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# And quoting such contemporary texts too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *flollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
Can you be my bawdy 1950s American secretary who I frequently sexually assault?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# yeah alright.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# <some kind of innuendo based on dictate>
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Also, I look like a fucking tramp at the moment!
Score.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah.fat nutter in 1950s glasses and midget tramp.
that could work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# But you're not a nutter!................
....

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Also don't call me a midget or I'll bite your minge ankles off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i am a nutter.
my friend has photos of me wearing a box on my head with eye and a mouth hole, the box has a cat face drawn on it. it was genius.
as soon as i get hold of the photos i will show you and prove that i am a fat box wearing nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Is it wrong that I thought about what I could do with the mouth hole?
I suspect yes.

Especially with the cat face drawn on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
Cos I burnt you on your cunting neck!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I want to Brighton once
It is like all sea side towns, need a damn good coat of paint
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If I lived there, I'd paint my house
I assume the problem is no one lives in Brighton, or at least they sleep there but work in London, so don't actually see what the place looks like in daylight the cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I don't get people who live in sea side towns and don't paint their house when the paint starts flaking off or it looks shit
This why they all look like shit holes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# But t's almost home to the Worthing B-52.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Bombing it would be a good idea, going back in time and tell the nazis to bomb the hell out of it
no, hang on, they did that to Plymouth and Plymouth is a soulless place and a complete shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Noooo
Not that WOrthing B-52! Toats of Happyness probably know's of whic I talk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what you're on about
unless its simply Worthing, which is a great place where I would live in a shot if I had the money and a job down that way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# *tisk*
The worthing B-50 a la Tank Girl joy of drugs.
Takes 20 lucky lung cigarettes, an ounce of skunk, 5 packets of rizlas and felt tips of realistic aircraft markings.
Created in Worthing, takes 52 people to smoking it and all you can say afterwards is B!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# you should have just said a Camberwell carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That's child's play compared to the Worthing B-52
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I don't know either
Just smile and nod now and again, and we might get out alive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# pft. you probably went to kemp town and ended up in the bulldog.
gayest pub in brighton.
golden rule if any of you lot end up in there, if you drop your wallet, kick it out the door.

brighton's not that gay...maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I went there on a depressive awayday, Just jumped on a train and went.
A guy chatted me up in a bar, I felt so special. And a cockteaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# STOP TEASING MY COCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Kemp Town races sing dis song
Ball bar.
Ball bar...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Kick it out the door so that you don't bend over to pick it up?
Or it's less likely to be stolen outside?

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I would have thought it would just be easier to bend with your knees.
Although I suppose you're still low enough down that someone can rape your face then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I see you've thought this through - good man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# the former.
it's a very very gay pub.
i dragged bogius offical in some really hardcore gay pub when he came down for the day, may well have been the bulldog..i was the only lady in there..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# same thing happed to me.
(waxdart hello., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# and you've just worked that one out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)