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# Wasps are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# all animals are bastards
except the ones owned by mental people who have little animal weddings...

"... do you Mr. Snuggle Fluffs take thee Ickle Missus Lovely Face to be your lawfully wedded ... and so on and so on..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
*Barbarosa in has a pic for just such an occasion shocker!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# pffft, it's uncanny isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Cantaloupe
No ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good... very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# also
where the cunt is everybody?

HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# So...
basically what you're saying is that all animals are bastards because they don't enter the sanctity* of marriage (except that some are forced through the process anyway despite a lack of understanding, so they're alright)?

Aww.

*Oh I don't know, don't ask me anything important today
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# what I said up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ^ this
with gold-leaf* covered bells on



*painstakingly applied by specially-trained gnomes using tweezers from the halls of Asgard
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# those are some impressive tweesers
hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)