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# Also, Police in Midsomer Murders
Kill half the locals and convict the rest = private village. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Midsomer
is actually the largest metropolis in the world. FACT. It's the only way to explain how they can sustain so many murderers and their victims.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Murdropolis!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I always presumed the village of Midsomer was actually John Nettles' subconscious
and the murders represent the slow death and non functionality of his brain as the status of his coma declines into inevitable brain death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# You've made me want to watch it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I am John Nettles.
My milk is delicious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hi John Nettles
the various flavours of milks from your various teets are finest quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Milk?
*suckles at John Nettle's milky man-teat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# maybe
we're ALL part of John Nettles' imagination
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# if we are, he's a cunt
he could at least imagine me a rich, huge-cocked husband
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
its all Nettles' fault
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# damn you, Nettles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Well that rules me out on three counts then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# poor you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# There's no point in my being bitter about it...
I've accepted that I am poor, poorly endowed and already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *points at sig*
That was your doing, that was!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# wha!?!?
WhaddIdo???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i like being bitter
it means that people i don't like leave me the fuck alone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ah... nice work...
I like too many people and get in trouble because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# do you just like them
or "like" them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# just regular like...
I'm too nice for my own good...

Say, wanna borrow all my life savings for a completely frivolous reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# sure!
*books ticket to vegas*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Oh but hang on I need it to...
ooooh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# doesn't quite have the same ring as "Midsomer Occasional Bicycle theft"
or "Midsomer Juvenile Roadsign Defacement"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Or the early 60s version 'Midsomer Silly Buggers'
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)