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[challenge entry] disasters?....no problem:)

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# he's always on the scene
and yet he has escaped the attentions of the arson investigation squad...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# PROOF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gt1k8Qw1KE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# i wish to subscribe to pelvis weekly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I wish to subscribe to 'Judge Judy's Judicial Jamboree'

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# proof
that all law-related problems come out in the wash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I've heard that she has been wearing the same pair of plain
white cotton pants for over fourteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# they're her lucky pants
but they stopped being white some time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I've heard that she can bend steel girders with her bare hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Like how
Jessica Fletcher was always around when all them murders got done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Also, Police in Midsomer Murders
Kill half the locals and convict the rest = private village. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Midsomer
is actually the largest metropolis in the world. FACT. It's the only way to explain how they can sustain so many murderers and their victims.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Murdropolis!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I always presumed the village of Midsomer was actually John Nettles' subconscious
and the murders represent the slow death and non functionality of his brain as the status of his coma declines into inevitable brain death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# You've made me want to watch it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I am John Nettles.
My milk is delicious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hi John Nettles
the various flavours of milks from your various teets are finest quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Milk?
*suckles at John Nettle's milky man-teat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# maybe
we're ALL part of John Nettles' imagination
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# if we are, he's a cunt
he could at least imagine me a rich, huge-cocked husband
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
its all Nettles' fault
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# damn you, Nettles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Well that rules me out on three counts then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# poor you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# There's no point in my being bitter about it...
I've accepted that I am poor, poorly endowed and already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *points at sig*
That was your doing, that was!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# wha!?!?
WhaddIdo???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i like being bitter
it means that people i don't like leave me the fuck alone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ah... nice work...
I like too many people and get in trouble because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# do you just like them
or "like" them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# just regular like...
I'm too nice for my own good...

Say, wanna borrow all my life savings for a completely frivolous reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# sure!
*books ticket to vegas*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Oh but hang on I need it to...
ooooh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# doesn't quite have the same ring as "Midsomer Occasional Bicycle theft"
or "Midsomer Juvenile Roadsign Defacement"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Or the early 60s version 'Midsomer Silly Buggers'
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# it always amazes me
that nobody's killed the interfering old witch yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Murder, she wrote, in daisies above her grave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# sounds like an album by arctic monkeys
or possibly travis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# 1.38 for the reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMLvWX9DtGs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny because it sounds like arse investigation.
I could really use a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# For what exactly?
*is off to sainsburys for lovely beer and fags*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Can you get me a 5-pack of double deckers
i fucking love double deckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# cor! haven't had one in aaaages.
they are good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# do you separate the layers?
the bottom layer is so nice, it deserves to be eaten separately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# why do people seperate the layers
on confectionary? People do it with custard creams and bourbon biscuits, but never shephard's pie
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I do
I do it with pretty much everything.

I like to taste each part individually, and then the various combinations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# So true
the gluey nougaty stuff ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# now that was a strange TV series
WTF

abandoned bus

kids playing in it

it was like a shit version of the red hand gang only on more crack

or was it a film? oh who cares
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# What a cracking idea sir!
...I should probably eat something first though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# have a double decker!
cor! Kinky Tory candle facts (who knew?)
At least they put Phil Collins away.
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# arse investigation is not as glamorous as it sounds
also, beer is a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I say it wholly depends on the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# mine is covered in tiny little scabs and scratches.
never go on a death slide in a skirt and high-leg knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Me too
/default setting
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *administers cyber-beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hmmm...good point
how come they're always"ready"?..hmmm:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# because they know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# fluffers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *click*
I like a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# thankies:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yay!
Time for a rare pearoast methinks...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# How rare
sig
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yay for Buffalo Bill!
One of my many psudonyms on the internet. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Whats dat den?
i know the phrase but acn't remember what its from?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Silence of the Lumps
Lambs

that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# thumbs up:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# good...
...nice pump action.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
pumped up 'n'happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The hose grows and glows red as a rose . . .
but who knows if the fire goes . . . out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yay......off he goes,with his little red hose...
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# He was a mass murdering bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# i'll break it to teh kiddies....:(
slowly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)